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Salman Khan's PR Employees Exposed

Internet is now a great marketing tool. Even animals use it and gain benefits. The public relationship agency that Salman khan hires understands this well. They have their people working all day and night to brush up the garbage personality and movies of this criminal. Today, we will expose these people. You can count on me. One of my concentrations in university was marketing. Let's get started then.

1. Anita Ophilia: This is a loyal employee, but probably took marketing classes too seriously. Here is glimpse of her comment:
This year's most awaited movie, Salman Khan's 'Kick' too released in this holy week. And going by the reviews the film is all set to break all records at the box office. While the 'Khans' of Bollywood and their love for this date has always worked in their favour, let's take a look at the films that released on Eid in the last couple of years and their box office collection.

Go look at her profile
http://mytimes.indiatimes.com/profile/6085017

2. This is the most interesting one. Employee caught red handed here.Enlarge the screenshot.  She was using two names (Simi and Naina). The mistake she made was forgetting that she was to pretend to be Naina while replying to a comment she made as Simi. She corrected it on right. She then came back as a guy.


3. Okay, so when a big movie releases, it starts to get reviews quite fast on IMDB. People don't wait any longer. What is going on with KickSalman'sAss movie? It has rating of 6.3 which is unusually high for his film. There were 476 votes, but 0 reviews. We saved the html version of the page as proof. Now going to the vote report page shows unusual demographic breakdown. Have a look.
Naturally, celebrities have both male and female fans. Salman also have female bhaitards. But the blue bar above shows a massive number of male voters and extremely less number of female voters. Usually, trivial rating giving task is done by men aged 18 through 29. It earns little money for which older men with jobs do not go to this kind of Internet PR task. Most of Salman's fans fall between the age range of 14 to 19. Rest of those who are over that range come from below middle class and do low level jobs. Bhaitards are limited to bollywood sites. They never skip reviewing their "bhai's" film as bb and all. But on IMDB, reviews are fully missing, proving that he bought the votes.

4. And here is Zoom's photoshopped picture that they were using to improve his image.




Questions for Bhaitards

You say Salgay is the most original person in Bollywood.
Our Question: Then why does he keep working in remakes and why are majority of his songs are stolen from some other places?

You say Salgay has a big heart.
Our Question: Then why did he dance at a riot hit place and then when asked about it he refused to apologize? Why didn't he help the man get at least prosthetic legs after Salgay's SUV left him crippled?

You Say Salgay's film poster can make 100cr.
Our Question: Then why does he fear doing movies in other genres? Why is going on doing masala films?

You say he is the most eligible bachor in Bollywood.
Our question: Why no woman wants to marry him? He is now in his late 40's. After only a few years, he will be known as elderly and lonely.
You say he deserves oscar for his acting.
Our question: Then why didn't Yash Chopra and Maani Ratnam ever direct him?

You say Salgay is fair.
Our question: Then why did he tell the big boss contestants to respect Tanisha because of her link to one of the biggest Bollywood families?



Requirements to Fulfill to Become Salman Khan's fan aka Bhaitard

Becoming Salman fan by far is the toughest because it requires fulfilling certain requirements already set by him and present bhaitards. Here is the list:
1. Have a criminal record
2. Be dumped by every single girlfriend
3. For girls, accept physical violence from every single boyfriend
4. Buy and wear a being human tshirt, but make sure you do the opposite  of what human beings are all about (hint: behave like a pig, skunk or snake)
5. Work hard to be so illiterate that others get stumped by your stupidity. See real life example below.
6. Delete self esteem from your life. 


Amazing Things You Never Knew About Salman Khan

It is common for all these days to hit the net to learn about their favorite celebrities. Janwars do this also. iPad is used by monkeys and iPhone is a must have for all the criminals who have low IQ considering the fact that smartphone is very much trackable. We get many vistors to the site who want to know not just whether Salman is gay, but also learn more about other things about him. Today, we'll get you some fun facts about him. Most of these have already been mentioned here. Yet we'll give you an extra dose of it. So let's get started.

1. Salman Khan is the only celebrity of India with record number of cases lurking in police station.

2. He is the only star from India who gave a record breaking flop from maximum number of screens and ticket price hike.

3. Salman Khan has a thing for young boys. Ranbir Kapoor on national channel once told that Salman tried to get closer to him. In fact, the gay started chewing on to his shirt. This is, however, was not the last time. There is a possibility that he got Jiah Khan killed to get Sooraj Pancholi who these days spend more time in Salman's farm house. Below is another victim. You don't pull pants of someone above 13 unless you are a pervert.
3. Chaar Bottle Vodka of Honey Singh was based on Salman Khan.
4. Pappu Can't Dance Sala was based on him also. The last few lines, however, are about Aamir khan himself (Papa kehte hai bada naam karega), Fardeen Khan (pappu ke paas hai MBA & karta hai France mein holiday), Saif Ali Khan (pappu guitar bajata hai) and King Khan (jahan jaata hai chaa jaata hai). Okay, why would Aamir Khan make a nasty song about Salman khan anyways? Perhaps, its because he was angry that Shera Salman Dulhania ko Legaya? 

5. Salman allegedly has an affair going on with CEO of Zoom tv, Avinash Kaul. Love is blind. That's why, you see how Zoom is always trying to go one step forward in covering this criminal's crimes. 

6. Salman Khan is the only thing in the world whose pic was taken before he was born. See blow.





Sooraj Pancholi Married to Salman Khan?

Just in, a photo leaked two days ago shows Sooraj Pancholi in wedding suit and Salman in red saaree. We wonder whether Shera has any idea about this. Since India still does not recognize gay marriage there is no way to know whether this second marriage of Salman can be taken as illegal.
As you can see, this marriage is very special to Mrs Pancholi Singh (Last names of Sooraj and Shera). The blue stone from his bracelet is the wedding ring of his new husband. Don't be surprised by this. Come on, it runs in his blood. Salim Khan too has two wives. Why wouldn't his gay beta do the same?

Salman Khan Ruins the Life of Prime Witness from Hit and Run Case

Salman khan is known for ruining many lives and when doing it he makes sure to target mainly the income and careers of his enemies. He did this with Aishwarya. He did this with Vivek Oberoi. Other times, he relies on threats. This is what Jiah Khan's mother Rabbiya Khan is experiencing at the moment. But how does this threat look like? Believe it or not, Salman is 100 percent like the 90s Bollywood villains. Remember how they could buy the police and even influence other aspects of the hero's life negatively? A year ago, we gave a link to a site where the journalist reviewed how the prime witness of Salman's hit and run case died a horrible death. His name was Ravindra Patil. Salman sent a threat to the journalist for which the article was taken off. That is why, our link to it is now useless. But many were successful in saving the entire article with Google's cache feature.You will see it below. Get a taste of Salman's threats through it.

"In India, the testimony of the prime witness is considered the most important document in a criminal case, which often influences the final verdict.In the 2002 hit-and-run case of Salman Khan, the man who found himself in the epicenter of the controversy, was the prime witness of the case — constable Ravindra Patil.

Those close to Patil admitted that he was under enormous pressure to change his statement.

There were many who wanted Patil to change his statement. They preferred that Patil maintain that Salman leaned back to listen to him seconds before he lost control of the wheel. This would mean that the accident was caused by a ‘human error’ and not because he was drunk.  Some people wanted him to say that Salman was not drunk at the time of the accident.

Whatever be the case, Patil did not change his statement till the last day.

It was unclear who was putting pressure on Patil — some say they were all ‘well-wishers’ of Salman Khan from the police force while others say that those talking to Patil were Salman’s common friends from the film industry. Whoever they were, the pressure tactic seemed to be working as Patil was showing signs of a nervous break-down.

Why was Ravindra Patil so vulnerable?

Patil was a constable and hence belonged to the lowest rung in the police force. He admitted numerous times that he was under pressure and he would always try to duck the media.

During 2006, when the examination of witnesses was on, Salman had hired the best lawyers in Mumbai who were all charged up to cross-examine Patil. But then, something unexpected happened. Patil just ran away one evening. His brother lodged a missing report about Patil at a local police station.
Day after day, Patil chose to skip court dates because he didn’t want to face the defence lawyer. Soon, Patil came under scrutiny of the court because he remained absent at the court hearings. The court proceedings were stuck because Patil was absent in the witness-box. It also came to light that he had run away without applying for leave.

In a strange twist of fate, a man who had actually lodged the first information report against Salman Khan now had an arrest warrant issued against him for not turning up at the court. As the judge ordered that he be arrested and produced in court, his seniors at the police force simultaneously approved that Patil be sacked from his job because he was absent from duty. His seniors chose to ignore the fact that technically Patil was ‘missing’ and not ‘absent’ according to their own records.

Nobody was interested in knowing the fact that why he had run away from his house and why the same person who was forthcoming in lodging a complaint against the Bollywood star is now trying to avoid coming to the court. Patil was never put under any witness protection programme. Instead, an arrest warrant was issued against him when he failed to appear for five consecutive court dates.

Patil was sent to Arthur Road jail with hardened criminals

Like how they deal with a hardened criminal, a task force was prepared to nab Patil and find out where he was ‘hiding’. Finding him was easier than anybody had thought because Patil was not hiding anywhere. Ravindra Patil was actually staying in a small hotel in Mahabaleswar, just a few kilometres away from Mumbai. He would come to Mumbai often to meet his wife and family and in fact, not on the run from the police. It was clear that he just wanted to stay away from the Salman Khan case.

How many of you hate going to court? How many of you don’t like how witnesses are grilled in criminal cases by defence lawyers? Well, if I go by Patil’s example, then all of you should be put in jail. Believe it or not, Ravindra Patil was sent to jail because of this ‘crime’.

The special police team swooped down on him, arrested him and produced at the court, the next day. The court sent him to Arthur Road jail, the  biggest jail of Mumbai where most of the high-profile criminals are lodged.
Here are pictures after Patil’s arrest post a raid at a Mahabaleshwar hotel.

 Patil was a constable and hence belonged to the lowest rung in the police force. He admitted numerous times that he was under pressure and he would always try to duck the media.
                                                                                       

In Arthur Road jail, Ravindra Patil was incarcerated in a separate cell like they would treat an armed dacoit or a serial killer. Patil submitted fervent pleas that he doesn’t want to be grouped with criminals at the Arthur Road jail but the court was in no mood to relent.

Twice, Patil filed applications saying that he is a witness and that he be held at Unit nine of the Crime Branch and twice the court ignored the application. In his applications, Patil went on record saying that he went absconding as he was mentally disturbed at the thought of being cross-examined by defence lawyers. But nobody seemed to be interested in what he was saying.

If the courts didn’t pay heed to his pleas, his employers — the Mumbai Police — seemed to be on some revenge spree. A ‘missing’ Patil suddenly became an ‘absconding’ Patil in their own files and subsequently sacked from his job. This junior-most employee in the force tried every trick in the book to convince his senior officers that he should not be sacked from his job. But nobody was ready to listen.

A witness was suddenly at the receiving end of it all. Life was dealing this grand witness blows after blows while Salman Khan delivered hits after hits at the box office.

The last days of Ravindra Patil

After Patil was let out of jail, he found himself in a strange situation — his family had disowned him and the Mumbai Police was not ready to take him back. Patil didn’t know what to do — suddenly he was the victim because he saw the accident and spoke about it.

A broken man by then, Ravindra Patil went missing again.

Patil was finally discovered at the Sewri Municipal hospital in 2007. Patil was begging on the streets of Mumbai before he landed up at the hospital. The years of acute stress coupled with heavy drinking had made his body weak. Worse, he had contracted a drug-resistant tuberculosis which fast tracked him towards an inevitable end.
Patil wanted to get back in the police force but he was just a bag of bones lying on bed number 189 of ward number four on the fourth-floor of Sewri TB Municipal Hospital. His family members were not aware where he was and nobody had come to see him for a year.

Here are some pictures of Ravindra Patil, just days before his death.


Constable Ravindra Patil died on October 4, 2007.
Even after his death, there was nobody to take back his body. The friend who had admitted him to the hospital was so scared that he didn’t even inform his family. In the end, his brothers came forward to perform the last rites.
Before his death, Patil spoke to his friend expressing his wish to get back to the force again while throwing up blood on the cold floors of the Sewri Municipal hospital.
“I stood by my statement till the end, but my department did not stand by me. I want my job back, I want to survive. I want to meet the police commissioner once,” were his last words. Clearly, even God chose not to hear him."
Ravindra Patil never rested in peace.
Who is the real hero? Salman or Ravindra?