Happy New Year Movie Box Office Collection is Fake (Video)

Bhaitards and Tingutards are in extreme trauma. They are having trouble accepting the fact that Happy New Year is going around breaking every box office collection record. They are thinking Srk bought the media to make them speak of fake collection. We knew they were going to think like that because their own idols are prone to cheating like that. If anyone watches zoom it wont be difficult to figure it out. One great thing about Srkians is that they believe in truth. Its a motto of Srkians to talk with evidence. That is why they have designed a video that 100 percent proves that Happy New Year's box office collection is real. And yes, it is free of media intervention.  Note that this video can give heart attack to haters. It shows what Japanense title as tsunami.



Must Watch: Salman Khan Anthem

Before, a girl sang a song about king khan and dedicated it to him as Shahrukh khan Anthem. When Salman heard about it he as usual ended up with a Srk attack. To save him, his public relation people posed as his bhaitards and released an Anthem just for him. It is almost an autobiography of his life. You will find in it his Toyota Land Cruiser, his affairs, black buck and above all his family. That is why, the title of the song is dysfunctional family. This is how it looks:

We are sure the haters will give it maximum likes. Here are the lyrics of the track:

I'm a punk I'm a sinner
I'm lost new beginner
(I'm halfways giving up)
I'm a thread to myself
I'm a get armargeddon
I'm a freak I'm a liar
I'm a flirt I deny that I'm not good

And sometimes I feel like
I'm only one
No wonder why I've become
So dum so dum di dum di dum

I get more and more strange
I'm going insane I'm building it up
Just to break it down
It get what you see
It's my destiny
The product of a dysfunctional family

Dysfunctional, dysfunctional
Dysfunctional family

I'm a bit suicidal
I'm my own worst rival
Trainwreck, white trash, freak, maniac, psycho
I'm a troublemaking rebel
Made a deal with the devil
I'm way past ever coming back

But sometimes I feel like
I'm not the only one
When I see why I've become
So dum, so dum di dum di dum

I get more and more strange
I'm going insane I'm building it up
Just to break it down
It's my destiny
The product of a

Dysfunctional...

I'm not anybody
Don't you cry for me
I'm just from a dysfunctional family

Family family family family

Bakra Eid Greetings from Salman Khan

Salman khan has been posting one greeting after another for Eid Festival. Looks like he is truly excited about it.


Bhaitards Traumatized by Srk's 8 Pack Abs

Yes, it is true. What happened was that few months ago, TATA's VFX company proudly posted a video and picture of how they replaced Salman bandar's tummy with 6 pack abs. The stuffs got viral and newspapers picked them up as you can see below:
Bhaitards scared to face this reality came to "delusion" that it was some kind of photoshop work done by Srkian. This certainly is an honor for us. This just tells that our work looks fully real. Few weeks ago, King khan amazed the world with his 8 pack abs. It traumatized the bhaitards and since they are prone to doing dishonest stuff, they made a photoshop of fake VFX as a way to misguide everyone into thinking that his abs were fake. But they got caught. What they did was use invert option from Photoshop to do their caricature work. Also how Srk gained his muscles came on tv. His diet was also listed by newspapers.

Now this is the condition of bhaitards.

Aamir Khan Reveals Getting Kicked Out of Darr

Tingutards were saying that Darr was rejected by Tingu. An interview piece that we received few days ago shows another story. Here is the screenshot:

Big Boss 8 Promo Poster of Salman Khan (Graphic Content)

Salgay is doing Big Boss 8 to save our electricity (TV will be off). This time he is going one step farther with the promotion. Perhaps, it is because of Happy New Year of Srk. Last time, we saw Gaymir going full nude as his only option to get at least 2 rupee buzz. Now, its Salgay's time. See the poster of the big boss 8 promo at your own risk. Its given below and hidden on homepage for a reason. Don't see it if you suffer from Trypophobia. Even the authors of this blog had to keep their eyes closed during the uploading of this poster. Yes, we suffer from Trypophobia.

Eid Greetings

This is for all Salgay haters.
This is for Srkians.