1. Government should declare Salman as a porn star b'coz he removes his shirt in all his films.... :D
2. Public saying to salman "Tum ho chulbul pandey wapis movie banayi toh padenge Dandey"
3.Shahrukh Khan is a BORN STAR.. Where as SALMAN Is . . . . . . . . a 'PORN STAR'.. :) dono ka faayda nahi hoga,sirf us kutte(salman) ka faayda hoga...
4.After the release of Guzaarish Salman Khan said in a press conference dat "Ek Kutta Bhi Nahi Dekhne Gaya Tha Movie".....It means only dogs watch Salman Khan movies coz they r made for only them coz Ek Kutta Bhi nahi dekhne gaya tha movie means salman ki movies bahut saare kutte dekhne jaate hai...
5.Aamir: SRK,main tumhare tukde tukde kar ke Salman(kutte) ko khila dunga.. SRK:Aamir,isse tumhara aur mera,dono ka kuch fayda nahi hoga sirf us kutte Salman ka hoga heehaaa