This guide will help you become
a hardcore Salman fan successfully.
Step1: Abuse others.
Step 2: When you're losing an
argument, say SRk buys awards
Step 3: Abuse others
Step 4: Say Srk is old, as if
Salman has just come out of his mother's womb
Step 5: Abuse Others
Step 6: Say Srk works only for
money, but you know he got UNESCO Charity Award. Dont listen to your mind.
Step 7: Abuse Others
Step 8: Call Srk a gay. But
evry1 knws who is married and has children.
Step 9: Abuse others
Step 10: Say Srks last 3 movies
were flop, but evry1 knows MNIK+R1+D2=763cr. (higher than Salman's last 3)
Step 11: Abuse Others
Step 12: Watch Srk movie
trailers more than a Srkian
Step 13: Abuse others and repeat all the steps in your everyday life.
Hints and Tips:
Resign from your work.Stay online all day. This is to
practice the steps with better concentration.Forget about spending time with
the family or having a life. They are strictly forbidden/haram in Salman's world.
