More of Sallu Jokes

What will a mother tell to her son sleeping on footpath...? . . . Uth jaa warna Salman aajayega........
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Salman ne apne lifetime me sirf ek dialogue sahi kaha hai: 'Mujhe Khud ko bhi nahi pata ki main kitna kameena hu' frm Wanted..
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Srk says to salman "Mujhe Andhera Pasand hai salman ke aane waale kal ki yaad dilata hai"
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Dur se dekha toh salman apni pant sukha raha tha...

Pass jaa kar dekha toh 'dhinka chika' dance kar raha tha...

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Teri Meri, Meri Teri Prem Kahani Hai Mushkil
this song is made by himesh for salman khan
because salman ki ek bhi prem kahani in relationship me barabarrehti nahi
instead himesh was saying salman a gay

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