1. SRK:- Mere paas Record hai, Award hai, Paisa hai, biwi hai.Tumhare paas kya hai
Salman:- Mere Paas Chutiye fans hain.
2. Attitude badshah jaisa hona chahiye,
warna bodyguard to kutte bhi hote hai.
3. Raat mein chand ki roshni honi chahiye,
Andhera toh Salman ke future me bhi hai.
4. On the day of Salman's court session why do bhaitards try to trend WeStandbySalman?
Its because they know that if they stand in front of him he will drive over them.
5. Once Salgay said that Apangg2 is the first hindi film that shows postmarriage love between husband and
wife( Hala ki usne hindi me kaha tha,
coz English bolne ki aukaat toh uski
hai nahi).
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My ans. to lallu:- Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Chalte Chalte, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum, dekha nahi kya bh. Aur tu to hum tumhare hain sanam me bhi tha.
6. Biggest Insult and discrimination in the world : "TUM SALMAN FAN TO NEHI?"
5. Once Salgay said that Apangg2 is the first hindi film that shows postmarriage love between husband and
wife( Hala ki usne hindi me kaha tha,
coz English bolne ki aukaat toh uski
hai nahi).
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My ans. to lallu:- Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Chalte Chalte, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum, dekha nahi kya bh. Aur tu to hum tumhare hain sanam me bhi tha.
6. Biggest Insult and discrimination in the world : "TUM SALMAN FAN TO NEHI?"
7. What is common between Salman's IQ and Aamir Khan's hit hilms? They can both be calculated in single digits.
8. Shah Rukh Khan - Super Star.
Salman Khan - Super Tar.
Akshay Kumar - Superfar from Superstar.
Aamir Khan - Super Jealous.
Salman Khan - Super Tar.
Akshay Kumar - Superfar from Superstar.
Aamir Khan - Super Jealous.
9. Salman Khan has a perfect body & looks
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Gay Porn movies (acting not mandatory )
Am I right or wrong? ????
10. Koffee with Karan: Rapid fire round with Salman khan...
1)Why did you put the blame of killing pedestrians on your driver?
2)Why did you hunt rare species animal in Rajasthan?was it for fun?
3)Why did you bully other actors and patronize your close relatives?
4)Why did you make crappy movies?
5)How did you react when those crappy movies became hit?
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Gay Porn movies (acting not mandatory )
Am I right or wrong? ????
10. Koffee with Karan: Rapid fire round with Salman khan...
1)Why did you put the blame of killing pedestrians on your driver?
2)Why did you hunt rare species animal in Rajasthan?was it for fun?
3)Why did you bully other actors and patronize your close relatives?
4)Why did you make crappy movies?
5)How did you react when those crappy movies became hit?