Why You Should Watch Dhoom 3

Are you depressed? Have you not laughed for about a month? Is your life looking too boring? Then you need not get an astrologer, but watch Dhoom 3. Reviews from people are out. Their verdict: "Its the best comedy film of the decade". Laughter was heard in majority of the theaters and even kids could not resist it. In fact, the film has made a record that probably even Salman bandar won't be ever able to break. People have bestowed upon it the title "Bakwas" more than million times. Yes, its that stupid. We are sure it will make you laugh like crazy. So go watch the movie. You dont have any other option though since it has way too many screens and there is no big release before the end of January. You must  be thinking we are out of your mind. But darling, as we said again and again here, records are made to be broken. Hence, we care less about records made by Chennai Express. It was just a way Srk proved that he can never be underestimated. If he wants he can break any record just like that. Also we are glad that Mr Aamir has finally revealed that Srk is KING KHAN. See evidence in the screenshot.

Perhaps, he has finally realized that Srk cannot be rated in numbers. That is why, he calls Salman bandar number 1 and Srk the King. So true, a king does not compete for numbers. Also it seems he knew that only the shadow of Srk could break the record of Chennai Express. Just see how Dhoom 3 is all about the king. Even the character names of Aamir are from Srk's movies. He was Sahir Khan in Billu and Samar in Jab Tak Hai Jaan. All other stuffs ripped from Srk's movies have already been posted here. Dhoom 3 is truly all about the global star. I mean just think about it, when Aamir tried to act in his own style his movies (Dhobighat and Talash) shrunk his already short body. It made him quite stressed. 

Just see how he wanted to be like Srk. His hair seemed quite burned from all the jealousy. Chopras even made a trailer to express his sorrow.
It did not make it to final selection because Aamir felt embarrassed and so urged Chopras to change the voiceover. It seems Aamir is truly a hard working faketionist. His malang song perfectly shows it. We all know he did Hajj in 2012. Yet, yet, he danced in front of pentagram used mainly by illuminati satanists. Do you see  how honestly he sacrificed his religion to make the movie hit?