Requirements to Fulfill to Become Salman Khan's fan aka Bhaitard

Becoming Salman fan by far is the toughest because it requires fulfilling certain requirements already set by him and present bhaitards. Here is the list:
1. Have a criminal record
2. Be dumped by every single girlfriend
3. For girls, accept physical violence from every single boyfriend
4. Buy and wear a being human tshirt, but make sure you do the opposite  of what human beings are all about (hint: behave like a pig, skunk or snake)
5. Work hard to be so illiterate that others get stumped by your stupidity. See real life example below.
6. Delete self esteem from your life.