Salman Jokes: Exam for Webmasters

1.Which  one of these is a peer to peer shared item?
a) Sohail khan
b) Salman Khan
c) Salim Khan
d) Arpita Khan

Correct Answer: c) Salim Khan who is shared between Salma and Helen khan. They are “peers” in marriage. Salim Khan used to do item dance behind hero and heroin back in the days. Hence, he was called Prince Salim.

2.Which of the following maliciously uploads porn spam?
a) Shera
b) Arbaaz
c) Tiger (Shera’s son)
d) Malaika

Correct Answer: d) Malaika. This ugly looking Trojan has a history with porn. In Dubai, once she was invited to dance at a family event. She destroyed it with her stripper acts.

3.Which of the following is the most searched term about Salman Khan?
a) Is Salman Khan Gay
b) Salman khan jokes
c) Salman khan nude
d) Salman Khan’s list of crimes

Correct Answer: a) Is Salman Khan Gay. It is proven by Google keywords tool and Ek tha Bandar blog stat.

4.Which one of these is a bot?
a) Arpita
b) Salma
c) Arbaaz
d) Helen

Correct Answer: c) Arbaz. This needs no explanation.

5.What of the following is considered spam?
a) Body Guard
b) Ek tha tiger
c) Dabbang
d) All of the above

Correct answer: d) all of the above. A very easy answer that everyone knows.

6.Which one of these is used to bring blackout to a website?
a) Arpita
b) Sohail
c) Salim
d) Shera

Correct answer: a) Arpita. In order to block people from viewing a website, upload  Arpita’s picture. It will automatically create blackout.

7.Which of the following should not have access to Internet?
a) Big B fans
b) Bhaitards
c) Madhuri fans
d) All of the above

Correct answer: b) Bhaitards. It is known that they use the Internet to abuse people who speak truth. They are also addicted to porn for which they are crazy about Salman stripper.

8. Which of the Trojans is lowering the value of Indian society with its malicious activities?
a) Atul
b) Sohail
c) Salman
d) None of the above

Correct answer: c) Salman Khan. With dirty item numbers, violent acts and media buying capability, he is brainwashing young people to commit horrible crimes like rape and murder.