1. FZoom reported OUATIMD has released in other parts of the universe such as Blackhole, Pluto, Saturn, Orion belt and so on. No Indian or Hollywood movie ever experienced it.
2. In India, the film had so much demand on its first day that there was no empty space left in the theaters.People flocked together like bugs to watch it. Theater wale had to eventually release the film in Bit-torrent to shoo them away.
3. OUATIMD is also the first film to release in Antarctica.
4. First day collection of OUATIMD is so huge that all trade analysts and theaters took more than 36 hours to count it all, but it went in vain. Calculators broke into pieces and Indian government became compelled to order a super computer from American army for the calculation. But we hear that this computer too is now on the verge of explosion.
5. Taran Adarsh had a huge argument with Twitter officials as their twitter boxes and apps did not have the power to fully show the first day collection of this movie.
6. OUATIMD was screened in Birmingham palace. Queen Elizabeth now insists that the lead male actor Sonakshi Sinha is more eligible than Prince William for the British throne.
7. On the third day, BJP and Congress watched the movie together in the parliament. They were so emotionally moved by the scene of Shoaib's death that they have decided to free Dawood Ibrahim forever by deleting all his cases. There is no disagreement in it. They all nodded with big yes.
8. In America too OUATIMD showed its magic. Al Pacino said he wants to work only with Fekta Kapoor's Balaji now. Even a tiny role in her never ending serials will make him happy.
9. Great news for the OUATIMD lovers. Fekta has asserted that two more of its parts are now to be made. The first part will be called Once upon a time in Mumbaai Bar Bar and second one will be named Once upon a time in Mumbaai Lagatar.
10. Biggest banking family Rothschild's head has said that they are moved by how Fekta hid the biggest figure of OUATIMD's first day collection and chose the smallest figure 14 crores. Now they want her to manage all their European banks.
11. Its now fixed, 2014 Nobel Prize in Literature will go to Rajat Arora, the writer of OUATIMD.
12. National award officials said no need for any nominations. This time all National awards will go to OUATIMD.
13. Both Akshay Kumar and Imran Khan have been nominated for oscar even before the nomination entry month.
