Salman khan fans are usually quadruple with the exception for black bucks. But there are also some that scientists title as sub humans. Studies have shown that the brains of Salman Khan fans are damaged from the birth. This has made them more disabled than other sub humans. The brain damage basically makes them suffer from closed angle Glaucoma, speech disorder, and passive-aggressive behavior.
While closed angle Glaucoma and speech disorder have made them unable to comprehend and describe movies containing meanings and messages, the passive aggressive behavior has given them a thirst for blood and violence. They believe Salman khan’s movies have zero percent meanings and messages and portray violence perfectly. As a result, they cannot resist to become his fans.
While closed angle Glaucoma and speech disorder have made them unable to comprehend and describe movies containing meanings and messages, the passive aggressive behavior has given them a thirst for blood and violence. They believe Salman khan’s movies have zero percent meanings and messages and portray violence perfectly. As a result, they cannot resist to become his fans.
All Salman Khan fans have common elements in their belief system. They are as follows:
- Murdering innocent humans is cute.
- Endangered specifies must be extinct.
- Women should be beaten.
- Dangerous criminals ought to be left to freely wander in public.
- Alcohol abuse is macho.
- Porn must be brought to family living room.
- Ruining people’s career must be turned into a religion.
- Kids must be taught how to curse and choose the cheapest professions.
Scientists have also revealed that it is extremely easy to identify Salman Khan fans even online. As a matter of fact, anyone can do it in a matter of seconds. Scientists say that since Salman Khan fans are disabled sub humans, they cannot write in normal fashion. Their sentences always lack punctuations and logic, but contain a series of grammatical mistakes and curse words designed to cover up their own insecurities and weaknesses. A recent survey has confirmed that 99 percent of the adult Salman Khan fans spent at least 7 months in jail. The remaining 1 percent makes up the teen sub humans who are said to be danger for the normal society of India.
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| Taken from Youtube: Fans of Salman Khan Struggle With Grammar and Punctuations |
