Happy New Year Movie Box Office Collection is Fake (Video)

Bhaitards and Tingutards are in extreme trauma. They are having trouble accepting the fact that Happy New Year is going around breaking every box office collection record. They are thinking Srk bought the media to make them speak of fake collection. We knew they were going to think like that because their own idols are prone to cheating like that. If anyone watches zoom it wont be difficult to figure it out. One great thing about Srkians is that they believe in truth. Its a motto of Srkians to talk with evidence. That is why they have designed a video that 100 percent proves that Happy New Year's box office collection is real. And yes, it is free of media intervention.  Note that this video can give heart attack to haters. It shows what Japanense title as tsunami.

Srk watching Jai Ho Is Fake News

Its funny that whenever a movie is heading towards disaster all other actors and their minions begin to use Srk's name to make them hit. In the past, we showed you what Ajay Devgn fans were planning to help Himmatwala. Click here to see it. There is no denying to the fact that Srk and his fans have are the ultimate ingredients for a delicious blockbuster. Think about Kkrish 3. Sure its collection is manipulated, but the hidden collection was not that bad either. The film saw heavy promotion from mainly Srkians. Twitter was one platform where it occured. Then think about Dhoom3. Every angle, every movement, every single item of the movie depends on Srk's movies and persona. The result is blockbuster. Salman bandar has a habit to use Srk's name before the release of his every movie. A few days before the release of his Ek tha bandar, he said he wanted to work with King khan. Before the relase of Jail Ho, he said the same. But as we keep saying, you can't fool Srkians. They know Salgay's mentality very well for which they don't fall for his lies. Now that Jail Ho has turned out to be a flop, but still in theater, bhaitards are trying their best to use Srk's name to get the movie recover its money. So they came up with a fake tweet where they Srk saying "Watching Jai Ho with Daughter and Son". Some stupid news sites like Times of India and all, pick up this news and start to publish articles on it. The hilarious fact is that they intentionally skip the idea of checking Srk's twitter just to make sure that their article looks credible. That tweet does not exist. Go ahead, check it yourself https://twitter.com/iamsrk. Also he does not ever use "daughter n son" in tweets. He either calls them by name or use "kids" as the main word. Now here is something funnier than this, his son is not India at all. He is studying in Britain and yes, his school is open for which he simply can't come to India
just like that.

Mir Shakeel Paid Srk Rs80 Crore is Fake News

Some people on Facebook are going around saying that some guy called Mir Shakeel paid King Khan Rs80cr to attend his daughter's wedding. This happens to be fake news. There is only one video from Pakistan's ARY channel which is getting circulated online to make it all look real. Its sad that before Indians did not understand English and now they fail to even get Urdu which has close correlation with Hindi. The host did not use any tough Urdu words. What he says sounds just like Hindi. Yet Indians fail to understand it all. Okay, first of all, the host confirms that 80cr is paid to all the Indian actors and not just Shahrukh Khan.

Yash Chopr and Arjun Rampal were the other people to attend the wedding. But we suppose there were some more actors whom we did not recognize. 

Secondly, he says that what he heard is based on hearsay and there is no way he can confirm if any truth exists in it. Don't believe us? Here is the video.

Are You Against Shahrukh Khan's Stand at Wankhede Stadium?

Do you feel Shahrukh Khan did wrong by yelling at the guards at Wankhede Stadium? Are you one of the stadium employees who thinks it was great that Srk was banned from it? If yes we have a great great news for you. You are namard who justifies violence against women including your mother, sister and daughter. We are sure you opened a champagne or desi daru when you heard the news about Delhi gang rape on tv. 

Immortal Sayings by Srkians About Chennai Express

Chennai Express broke every record possible and now has officially created the 200 crore club. All Srkians believe this does not matter. King khan has always been above all this. Generations may change in India, but no one will be able to replace the immense respect he has brought to the country. However, many terrorist gened people have always hated this. To them, India is the country that looks nice as poor, talentless, filthy and what not! They never wanted to digest that Srk is bigger than any living actor. Many of them come from the rival fan groups. Others are simply the rivals. During Ra One's time, news about how Aamir Khan was trying to ruin its business was published in quite a lot of news sites. News about Salman Khan keeping record of Don 2's box office collection also surfaced. He did not even mind sacrificing his own friend Devgn to prevent Jab Tak Hai Jaan from breaking his so called first day BO record of his Ek tha bandar. Another one called Ekta kapoor stooped lower than those two. She went around insulting Srk's father on her official  Ouatimd fan page. But as we know, devil shows his plans and acts for 40 days and God takes only 1 day to delete it all. This is what criminals like Aamir and Salman saw. Their years of hard work to dethrone king khan has been ferociously deleted just in 2 weeks by Chennai Express. But both Srk and Srkiand had to face a lot of ill talks before it happened. No jealous creature wanted to spare them. Srkians never had anything against Akshay Kumar. But his fans and of course, Ekta Kapoor compelled them to show his real position. This is definitely the main topic of this post. Its actually made to reveal what Srkians have to say to haters now. Their words are meaty, yet immortal. We have collected the sayings from all across social networking sites. Let's have a look at them:

1. Baat Records Ki Nahi Baat Hai Sabko Sabak Sikhane Ki aur Sabko Yaad Dilane Ki SRK Yuhi KING Nahi Kehlaya Jata -Bhautik

2. Srk is only actor who is original king of bollywood....All other are remake k upkar pe hit dete hai...- Srk the King of Romance Page

3. Records banane ke liye logon ne dabang tiger se lekar idiot tak banke dekha...lekin kise pata tha itne bade bade records ki dhajjiyan udane ke liye sirf ek Common Man he kafi tha- Salwoman Khan Page

4. He did wot rawody failed to do 

He did wot dabang tried so hard to do but failed
He did wot krish failed to do
He did yeh jawani diwani fails to do
He did wot tiger failed to do
So Don't ever under estimate the power oF a Common- Mayank C

5. 100% True...Aamir Khan - 3 Awards + 1 Record
Salman Khan - 7 Awards + 6 Record
SHAHRUKH KHAN - 150+ Award + All Record
'KING POWER'- Shahrukh Khan Face of the King Page

6. According to haters,
SRK was finished in 2001-When newcomers like Hrithik stormed and Superstars re-emerged in the form of Amitabh--->gave biggest hit ever in 2002(Devdas)...

SRK was past in 2006-When Akki delivered back to back Hits and Aamir gave huge hits like RDB and Fanaa-broke all records in 2007(Om Shanti Om)..

SRK was over in 2012-When Aamir delivered biggest blockbuster in Indian cinema and Salman banged with 5 Blockbusters -Fucks every single record in 2013(Chennai Express)..#LikeABoss

Dear haters, do watch out before you label him finished next time.- Ra One Page (Unofficial)

7. They Said SRK's Any Movie Will Never Collect More Than 150cr
They Said SRK Dont Knw How To Do Comedy & Action

BITCH PLS SIRF 14 DIN ME AEK COMEDY/ACTION MOVIE K SATH KING KHAN NE 150 NAI 200cr KR DIYE

Dont Teach Your Father- Ankur S

8. to haters ne sote hoye SHER ko jaga hi diya aur sher aisa jaga hai ke sab ke chuti karde- Dev S

9. a Girl twitted "i once met Srk in london and asked why he is not doing any Masala film, Srk replied When he will do a film like that; the film will enter 200 crore club in 2 weeks not like other films which enter 200 crore club in 6 - 7 weeks, Prophetic!"

10. You may call yourself Tiger, Dabangg, Rowdy or whatever nonsense but it's a common man who wins at the end!- Umer

11. record tut chuka hai..chal tum log yahi soch k khush ho jao ki abhi b nhi tuta hai.

12. At last @iamsrk haters now have the proof that it was always #srk on top !!- Bollyshank

13. Rancho gone,Bunny gone,Tiger gone,Chulbul gone.bacha kaun ? Rahuuuuuuuuuuuuulll

14.  I dont care about BO. But this showed the real starpower. Who has it & who doesnt.- Ani

15. Pseudo ppl who condemn rapes are the same people who laughs at Balatkar scene in 3 Idiots but dont appreciate women empowerment msg of CE !!- Sekhar

16. FACT is that Chennai Express broke all the records including 3 idiots, and now u r trying hard to find excuses cuz u are in denial my friend- Dilwala Bhaitard

17. When Aamir Khan's masala movie Ghajni broke RNBDJ's record nobody had any problem When SRK's masala movie beat 3 Idiots every1 is jealous

List of Dogs Whose 6th Sense Failed about Chennai Express

Chennai Express is breaking all records and it is expected now for it to run over the 3 idiots. What is funny here? Its only the second week of the movie. We here at Ek tha bandar aren't interested in records. As mentioned once, even Shakti Kapoor's daughter is now in 100cr club. So it isn't a big deal. However, according to recent trend, its not the quality, but 100cr club that decides who is the biggest star in India. Salman gave a few hits in it and some retards started to overlook all his crimes to worship him. Perhaps, today if rapist Ram Singh was an Indian movie star he would have got similar support from people of Aaj Tak, bhaitards and Star network. There is not much difference between him and Salman Khan anyways. Only thing was that he wasn't a star. Salman even after so many crimes was able to get audiences for his movies. Media began saying he was number 1 and that Srk's days were fading. Keeping this in mind, some retards who imagine themselves to be army's dog with heavy amount of sixth sense did box office prediction of Chennai Express before its release. Let's have a look at them here today.

Adda Today

Boxoffice Diary

Who copied who here? Both sites seem to have the same stuff written.

Satyamshot.wordpress

GaneshaSpeaks.com

This one is from astrology site. Please, if you do not want to ruin your life never ask for help from this GaneshaSpeaks.com. You can see how fake and wrong their prediction is. Its worse than the last three we looked at. 

Chennai Express to Get Fake Negative Reviews

UTV, the distributor of Chennai Express, has booked screens for two weeks. The movie will release on 8th August. Right after a week, Akki film will release. Trade analysts already said that they should actually go for 26th August as Chennai Express content is more than what is expected and thus it will do tremendous business. Many even predicted that it will be the first film to quickly cross Rs100 crore mark. We are not interested in that because these days anyone can exceed it. Shakti Kapoor's daughter was able to do it with a silly film like Ashiqui2. So it is not a big deal.  However, rapist Ram Singh's brothers who happen to  be Salman and Akki fans are quite worried. As a result, they have decided to spread negativity about Chennai Express. They are scared for Akki's  film. They believe that he is truly nothing in front of ruler Srk. Just see below:

Translation: Why Srk is snatching food of poor Akshay Kumar. I am scared of Srk.
Will Akshay Kumar's film become hit?

If you are given a choice between comedy and serious gangster film which one would you pick? Comedy of course. You would pick serious gangster film only if you are from a smuggler or murderer's family. Genes always speak. Anyways,  Salman and Akshay fans are scared that Akki's film won't get screens because of Chennai Express. That is why,  they want to spread negativity. Below is the proof. The screenshot is taken right from their twitter. We urge everyone to not believe in their fake negative reviews without watching Chennai Express.

However, we feel extremely sorry for Akshay Kumar. His fans have to stoop low to just make some space for him in theater. Our condolence is with you.

Doctor Shows X Ray Report of Salman's Nightmare

Salman Khan is not doing fine. He is sick. There are worries about court and many other things. So he went to doctor who took out xray report of the nightmare which has been taken as responsible for Salman Khan's sickness. See below:

Ajay Devgn Takes Help from Shahrukh Khan for Himmatwala

It has now become a religion in Bollywood to use Shahrukh Khan's name for publicity. Remember Son of Sardar? Ajay knew it was going to be flop because of Jab Tak Hai Jaan. So he tried out the sympathy publicity by saying to all that Srk's movie was not letting his Sos get enough screens. This did not work. The media reported that it was doing well. But insiders said it was terribly losing money. So theaters had to give it a run by decreasing the screens of Jab Tak Hai Jaan.

This time Himmatwala has released and it has got terrible reviews from critics. Hardly anyone in India is excited about the film. Thus, some Ajay fans have decided to pretend to be Srk fans to promote it. Here is the screen shot of their plan. Click it to read it.

Srk v Salman Match

Srk ke paas hyundai or centro hai,lallu k paas hayate bike hai..srk ke pas "mannat"hai lallu k pas "galaxy" flat hai..srk k pas gauri or 2 bacche hai jab ki lallu k pas sirf shera hai..srk ke pas dish tv hai lallu k pas relaxo chappal hai,srk ke pas 15 filmfair, 8 best actor, 3 national n unesco ka award hai jab ki lallu k pas sirf shera ka kela hai...srk k pas don hai lallu k pas bodyguard hai srk k pas"king" ka title hai jab k lallu k pas gay ka title hai...!

Bhaitards Are Retards and Srkians Are Wisest (See Proof)

Don't they boast about Ek tha bandar's collection? Here are two facts that will shut them off. Srkians are educated. You cannot fool them.

Ek Tha Tiger :- 3300 screens
Running time - 2hr 10 min
No of shows in 1 screen - minimum 7
Total no of shows in 1 day in India:- 3300 x 7 =
23100


Jab Tak Hai Jaan :- 2500 screens
Running time - 3hr
No of shows in 1 screen is 5
Total no of shows in 1 day in India :- 2500 x 5 =
12500

Difference :- 23100 - 12500 = 10600
So ETT had 10600 more shows than JTHJin India
In Overseas ETT released in 600 screens& JTHJ in
650 screens

ETT 600 x 7 = 4200
JTHJ 650 x 5 = 3250

Here also ETT got 950 shows more
than JTHJ
Worldwide 3 days collections

ETT = 70 crores
JTHJ = 74 crores...

Now think before commenting on JTHJ, SRK &
Yash Ji.

''BAAP - BAAP HOTA HAI,AUR BETA - BETA HOTA
HAI'

 

Response to 8 Things That Could Have Improved Jab Tak Hai Jaan and made it immortal

It seems that someone at IBNLive has been spending too much time analyzing Jab Tak Hai Jaan. Unfortunately, he is failing badly at it. Could it be that he graduated with one of the dumbest majors we call English? His writing seems to be hinting that. The idiot did no research. On the top of that he lacks experience with the world. Funniest thing is that the more he is writing about the movie, the more IBNLive is heading towards destruction. At the end of this post, its reason will be revealed. Okay now, let’s have a look at his faulty article now.

This is what the dumbo came up with:

Our Response: This is the basic proof that the garbage writer didn’t get to watch the movie from the beginning. Kat keeps getting her wishes fulfilled. This makes her believe in the great power of God. She realizes that if she doesn't do what she promises to him Srk would be doomed. She does this at age 21. Who on earth is mature at that age? The next red lined sentence is embarrassing for IBNLive. As of now, anyone less than age 25 can join Indian army.  Couple of years ago, the age limit was less than 27. This is simply a variable qualification. Also some people even if they are older can get into Indian army as long as they meet a few more different requirements. By the way, when Srk became bomb disposal expert was not revealed. Also there was a gap of 10 years. How on earth did you want the ending to be? You didn’t like happy ending? Why? Is it because your own partner left you?

Can someone be this stupid?

Our Response: People look at the dummy’s writing. Now he is even setting age limit for buskers. Wow! And oh my, when did Katrina start to look younger? Her head is larger than Srk’s. In Partner, she was Govinda’s lady love. He is older than Srk. I am sure you never wrote an article on that. You idiot would have had a better time writing on the board, “I HATE SRK, I HATE SRK…..” than showing off your oddly pea sized brain. Do interview Boom's director. He will let you know Kat's real age. If you can't do this study more about female anatomy. Kat's arms do not say she is in her 20s. If medically tested, her bones will reveal that she is in her 30s.  We are sparing your next point because we already know that because of Kat’s small clothes you had trouble watching the film properly and yeah yeah, it is comprehensible why you didn’t like Anushka. She was moving too fast and that didn’t let you see her private parts.

Proof that this writer is Sajid Wajid Fan

Our Response: Why don’t you bloody cracked egg say that you didn’t like the songs. Challa became the first ever Indian song to become number 1 worldwide on Youtube. Saans got 3000 likes within 3 hours of its upoad. Radio Mirchi announced that their listeners loved the song and thus it was declared as superhit. Ishq Shava didn’t even require a video of its own. It’s addictive to majority of the people. Next time, use a blog for your personal opinions. Don't think you represent all Indians. 

Is this writer Salgay fan?

Our Response: This is a pure proof of placebo effect. Srk said he is 47 and that’s why this cartoon writer is calling him old. If in the 90s, Srk introduced himself as an 18 year old, at this time, the writer would have come up with another excuse and that is, Srk is too young to play bomb disposal expert. You bread crumb, Ranbir’s Jab Tak Hai Jaan would have not made dollars, but only rupees. Also he looks too airy for such an intense profession. The guy is perfect as ludus lover. Its in his genes anyways.

Does IBNLIVE hire clowns for their writing jobs?

Our Response: Look who is talking about editing and length. First learn to write a lengthy article after research and then advice someone else. What do you know about editing? Doesn’t seem like you edited your own articles at all.

His another sign of stupidity:

Our Response: When did the Pakistani friend say that he bought the restaurant with Srk’s money? He didn’t. Instead he says, he started with his money. How can someone buy a place like that within 10 years? Ever heard of something called bank loan? Now you have problem with Kat falling for poor Srk. Love can be sometimes blind you know? Your next point is rather silly and more leaned towards opinion. So we aren’t gonna even comment on that. If expert swimmers were immune to drowning, Olympic would have challenged them to swim in the Pacific.

Our Response: Everyone doesn’t like porn like you. Why follow what others do? Yash Chopra is not a porn movie maker. So forward your request to someone else like Pooja Bhatt. We are sure that you are the only person on this planet who thought that her directed movies are masterpieces.By the way, watching or doing lewd act (not to be confused with what goes within marriage) does not make anyone modern, but ancient. Gone are the days when humans used to live in the cave and behave like animals.

Your same title for every article will get IBNLive sandboxed or deindexed by Google. So next time be careful. Penguin is strict. Yeah, yeah, we know, we have similar titles here too, but hey we aren’t a profit driven corporation. 

Shahrukh Khan Asks a Very Serious Question on KBC

KBC is a great program for gathering general knowledge. Once Shahrukh Khan used to host it. Back then a very important question was brought to attention in front of Salman Bandar Khan. Here you will get a glimpse of this. Note it down. Memorize it hard so you can show off your power in gk.

Greatest Comparison: Srk Vs Salman Fans

1. Salman fans are like Al Qaida terrorists. They are very little in number but always cause trouble to disrupt the peace.  Srk fans are like NATO who are more in number and that is also from around the world.  They fight against these terrorists with advanced weapons.

2. Salman khan fans are tapoories, rickshawalas and criminals by profession. Srk fans are educated. One Salman fan even murdered someone by being inspired from a Wanted dialogue. The rest are proud that Salman killed people. Just see the screenshot.

3. When King Khan fans make jokes about Salman they only speak facts. Some examples are: he is a criminal, unmarried for way too long and obsessed with his security guard Shera. Meanwhile, Salman Khan fans lie that Srk is gay, old and does not know acting. Come on, where is the evidence of this? Srk and Salgay are of same age.

4. Shahrukh Khan fans make extremely real funny pics of Salman. They make him look totally natural. Salman fans copy them, but their photoshop work is so bad that we are sure that the creators got F in their digital art class. Just see below.

5. Salman fans are scared of Srk’s success. So they try to sabotage the collection of his movie by standing next to theater and asking movie goers to go home. This is the most embarrassing thing ever.  But again, they are criminal minded. Nothing good can ever be expected of them.

6. Salman fans have no self esteem.  They are despised even by Salman. Funnier than this is that he does not ever reply to their questions on Twitter. When needed he slaps them. He even called them idiots.Yet they go after him humping with their mouths, " Salman bhai Salman bhai".  Meanwhile, Srk fans have such high status that Srk himself honors them.  He always makes sure to reply to them on his twitter.  When possible he retweets their messages.

7. Salman fans are lonely porn addicts. They know that their idol can’t act and his movies are stupid. They still like him only because he has a shaved body which often gets exposed by him…also because he is unmarried. It gives them hope that they are not the only ones who get dumped by their partners. Srk fans have a life. 

8. Salman fans hate Srk because he is loved by all and is considered the King of Bollywood. Srk fans hate Salman because they are against injustice caused by him. 

9. Salman fans remain in denial about the fact that Salman is not as big as they think he is. Also they are so dumb that they do not even understand that Salman will never get to the height where Srk is. The guy simply lacks the charisma that Srk has. Ask the LA Times reporters. They will show how low Salman is. Meanwhile, Srk fans are proud of their own great taste.

Whenever there is a crime in an Indian city, rest assure that it is done by someone who adores Salman criminal. 

Extremely Important and Good News for Srk Fans

It is all written below in the notice. The holiday is going to be extremely fun. Tell your friends to join the event. The link to the Facebook page is with the notice. Just click it.

Real Facts About Ek Tha Tiger and Ra One

We all know by now that Salman Khan's fans don't have anything called ethics. Here is a sign of their lies. Please click on the image to enlarge it for your convenience. 

Live From Ek Tha Bandar Theater Hall

Muhesh pervert Bhatt saab now has an excellent plot for his new movie Raaz part 4. How did Ek Tha Bandar make Rs 30 crore on its day one? Why is there 60 percent drop in audiences on its second day? We will reveal the mystery here today.

Dekhiye iss picture ko gorse. Above is King Srk's titleness teaser. Niche Ek Tha Bandar. Dekhiye kaise Srk screen pe aya aur audiences theater me bhargaya. After this, as Don says "boom". Theater khaali. Ek makkhi bhi nazar nehi arayhe. So yes, 30 crore was actually collected by the teaser of Srk's next. Now that it is on Youtube, no one is bothering anymore to go to theater. And yes, Kabli and Salgay Bandar knew that their mindless movie was gonna go down from day 2 for which they made sure to have the ticket prices increased. What an excellent way to con the audiences!

More Facts About Salman Khan

DiD Salgay Beat SRK with Filmfare awards? NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with Charity rewards? NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with No. of All Time Blockbusters? NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with No. of Blockbusters? NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with No. of brands he promotes? NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with His Net Worth? Hell NO
DiD Salgay Beat SRK with No. of Flops? Hell Yeah.!!!

Meet Shah Rukh Khan's Security Guard

Yes, it is Salman Bandar Khan. This is one of the perfect pictures ever taken. The photographer deserves 100 gold medals.

Salman Khan Shows How Not to Promote a Product

This post will be most helpful for marketers and those who are studying marketing or business administration. Promotion is an art. If it is not done correctly your product will go down the drain. But recently, Salman Khan is proving that it can even make you look like the cheapest person. It is expected of him because he is Bollywood's number 1 cheapstar. Who is number 2? It is Mallika Sherwat. Anyways, Salman Khan recently has been quite tensed about his movie because he knows that Srk fans are too many number. Consequently, he tried to seduce them by using sweet words for Srk. This just makes him look like the dumbest bandar. Srk fans are way too educated and can realize in a second that he is trying to attract them to his movie. Marketing professors, be sure to slap your student if they write about this kind of promotion strategy in their marketing plan report. Here is what you should teach them to avoid all their lives.But at the end of the day, we have to conclude that he got this idea from Gaymir. He tends to use Srk's name every time he feels media is forgetting him. Ah, the magic potion "King Khan".