Salgay is doing Big Boss 8 to save our electricity (TV will be off). This time he is going one step farther with the promotion. Perhaps, it is because of Happy New Year of Srk. Last time, we saw Gaymir going full nude as his only option to get at least 2 rupee buzz. Now, its Salgay's time. See the poster of the big boss 8 promo at your own risk. Its given below and hidden on homepage for a reason. Don't see it if you suffer from Trypophobia. Even the authors of this blog had to keep their eyes closed during the uploading of this poster. Yes, we suffer from Trypophobia.
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The Monkey That Answered Salman Khan
Big Boss Jail System Helps Salman
This year as you know Big Boss has hell heaven theme. Between the two extremes, we see a jail like wall. Was it neccessary to have it like this? They could have easily used fences. That was a cheaper alternative too. However, when Colors was approached for comment they revealed how their officials love Salman. The jail like wall has been built for his practice. He is still very scared of living in jail, but the way the case is going, he has 85 percent chance of ending up over there. Colors wants to help him kill that fear. Every morning Salman actually goes to set to warm up for jail. Here is one pic showing this:
Salman in His Farm House
You know very well that salman has a habit of running to his farm house. Couple of days ago, media notified that he holds Shiv puja over there. Yes, yes, we know, Shiv puja is done specifically by women. But hey, never forget that he is gay. In the privacy of farm house, the true woman comes out of him. Here is a pic that reveals that.
Starbucks Sells Coffee Feeder to Guess Who
We always heard and saw that Starbucks sold coffee mugs to customers. This is beneficial for them. The mug allows them to enjoy discount at every Starbucks. The latest news is that Salman Khan who is the trademark of laziness was seen drinking coffee from a feeder which had the logo of Starbucks.
Okay, don't be so shocked. Lazy Salman bandar always drinks his coffee in feeder. But the one we are looking at is said to be new. We tried to reach Starbucks to ask them if they have truly released this feeder. They said no, it was something the chimp "forced" them to make. They mentioned that they were threatened by him to keep the top plastic frame blue instead of green. It created a lot of chaos. Green is a part of Starbucks brand. But Salman wanted blue because it is his favorite color. When they refused to go with it he threatened them that his husband Shera would burn Starbucks headquarter. Meanwhile, Salman would drive his Range Rover over Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks. There, now you know the secret behind the feeder. You are still thinking about the SUV no? Why didn't he use his Land Cruiser? We feel sad to inform you that the night when Salman used it on poor people it experiened a trauma which then inflicted coma in it and after that huh, rest in peace Cruiser. But its dead body is still with the cops.
Okay, don't be so shocked. Lazy Salman bandar always drinks his coffee in feeder. But the one we are looking at is said to be new. We tried to reach Starbucks to ask them if they have truly released this feeder. They said no, it was something the chimp "forced" them to make. They mentioned that they were threatened by him to keep the top plastic frame blue instead of green. It created a lot of chaos. Green is a part of Starbucks brand. But Salman wanted blue because it is his favorite color. When they refused to go with it he threatened them that his husband Shera would burn Starbucks headquarter. Meanwhile, Salman would drive his Range Rover over Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks. There, now you know the secret behind the feeder. You are still thinking about the SUV no? Why didn't he use his Land Cruiser? We feel sad to inform you that the night when Salman used it on poor people it experiened a trauma which then inflicted coma in it and after that huh, rest in peace Cruiser. But its dead body is still with the cops.
Salman Khan's Wanted Costume To be Auctioned
Yes, you heard it right. Salman Khan's costume is gonna be put on eBay. The money which will come from it will be used to wholeheartedly sponsor the very needy and poor looking Arpita's Europe tour. The picture of the costume is given below. Those who own donkeys are recommended to bid.
Monkey Salman Khan's Latest Photoshoot
We have just received this picture from Zoom. We are sure all his janwar fans will turn this one into a wallpaper.
Salman Khan's Baby Photo (Childhood revisited)
They said he crashed his baby stroller on his maid. They said he used to pick fights with babies who got more attention from adults. Yes, he is none other than Salman Khan. Here is his photo from his childhood:
Salman Khan Happily Vacations on Valentine's Day
Many were wondering whether Salman would cry on Valentine's day since Katrina and Shahrukh Khan are in Oman doing a concert. Well, well, well, he has proved that he is not that weak. Yes friends, to make Valentine's day memorable, Salman has cruised down Agra with his darling Shera. They have even taken a picture together nea Taj Mahal
. Here it is:
Love is truly in air for the gay love birds. We are not kidding. See how love has been blowing around the two.
. Here it is:
Salman Khan's Days in Jail (Exclusive Pictures)
Jail and Salman, they are simply made for each other. His lawyer is trying his best to use fake evidence to prove that he did not kill and injure the people on the street. But it is all going in vain. In a few days, Salman will be in jail. How his time will go there is what we bring you here today. Have a look
Another Sad Day In the Life of Aamir Khan
When Aamir closes his eyes, he sees a totally different world. There he is the king and has fans more than what Srk has in real life. You might not know in his room there is a big mirror which speaks like humans, but 100 percent of the time the words turn out to be true. We reveal to you how Aamir kutta interacts with it.
Aamir Khan in Big Boss with Salman
We suppose you missed it. So we bring you here two pictures from the show. Read the next stuff. Just scroll down.
1) aamir ne apna tv show kiya. Ro ro kar apne show ki trp badwai. Koi buri baat nahi par jab se damini ka case aaya hai tab se aamir ka na koi tweet aaya na kuch. Jabki baki actors ne apne dukh ka izhaar kiya.
2) anna hazare ka andolan hua. Jab wo delhi me ansan par the tabhi aamir ki movie delhi belhi relese hone ko ready thi. Aamir waha gaya par mumbai ke protest me nahi gaya.
3) log kahte hai ki aamir MR.PREFECT hai. Par agar koi bhi 2 saal me ek movie karega to wo aaram se aamir se aachi movie dega aur agar aamir mr. perfectnis hote to dhoom 3 kabhi nahi karte.wo just paise kamana chate hai.
3) aamir ek dogle insaan hai. Talash ke relese ke pahle wo bolte hai ki meri liye movie ki kamyabi is se pata chalti hai ki wo kitna kami karti hai. Aur relese ke baad bhane.
4) srk aur salman charity karte hai par aamir ka kabhi suna hai ki kahi charity ki hai.
5)aamir srk aur salman dono se jalta hai. Wo salman ke sath isliye hai kyo ki salman srk ke sath nahi hai. Agar aisa na hota to kyo un logo ne aandaz apna apna ke baad koi movie ka camo kyo nahi kiya.
6) aamir hamesh ye dikhana chata hai ki wo industry me sabse inteligent hai. Uska koi bhi interview dekh lo pata chal jayega.
So guys likhna to aur bhi hai par itna kafi hai
mujhko pata hai ki kuch logo ko ye pasand nahi aayegi. Par ye such hai.
Apko kuch puchna hai to puch lijiye.
Your friend and admin of this page
SURAJ SONI
2) anna hazare ka andolan hua. Jab wo delhi me ansan par the tabhi aamir ki movie delhi belhi relese hone ko ready thi. Aamir waha gaya par mumbai ke protest me nahi gaya.
3) log kahte hai ki aamir MR.PREFECT hai. Par agar koi bhi 2 saal me ek movie karega to wo aaram se aamir se aachi movie dega aur agar aamir mr. perfectnis hote to dhoom 3 kabhi nahi karte.wo just paise kamana chate hai.
3) aamir ek dogle insaan hai. Talash ke relese ke pahle wo bolte hai ki meri liye movie ki kamyabi is se pata chalti hai ki wo kitna kami karti hai. Aur relese ke baad bhane.
4) srk aur salman charity karte hai par aamir ka kabhi suna hai ki kahi charity ki hai.
5)aamir srk aur salman dono se jalta hai. Wo salman ke sath isliye hai kyo ki salman srk ke sath nahi hai. Agar aisa na hota to kyo un logo ne aandaz apna apna ke baad koi movie ka camo kyo nahi kiya.
6) aamir hamesh ye dikhana chata hai ki wo industry me sabse inteligent hai. Uska koi bhi interview dekh lo pata chal jayega.
So guys likhna to aur bhi hai par itna kafi hai
mujhko pata hai ki kuch logo ko ye pasand nahi aayegi. Par ye such hai.
Apko kuch puchna hai to puch lijiye.
Your friend and admin of this page
SURAJ SONI
Shahrukh Khan Asks a Very Serious Question on KBC
KBC is a great program for gathering general knowledge. Once Shahrukh Khan used to host it. Back then a very important question was brought to attention in front of Salman Bandar Khan. Here you will get a glimpse of this. Note it down. Memorize it hard so you can show off your power in gk.
Salman Khan Teaches How to Insult India
We call him cheapstar for a reason. He is the Indian version of Kim Kardashian or maybe worse than that. Take a look at how he is insulting India.
These two pictures can be found on his twitter profile. Yes, we know India is still behind and that is obviously because of Salman Khan type of people. Why doesn't he post a pic of an India drunk driver running over people?
Guess Who Is Behind Sonakshi in Joker
We give you the pic. Look at one of the dancers behind Sonakshi.
Yes, it is none other than Salman Bandar Khan.
The Best Poster of Salman Khan Ever Made
Always visit this blog or you will miss some of the most exciting surprises. One example is given below.
Aditya Chopra explains what is shown in the poster, "Ye kahaani hai ek bandar ki jo jis bhi mission pe jata hai kisi na kisi ka "kela" chura ata hai."
Don't forget to throw your shoes at Ek tha bandar releasing on 15th July.
Salman Khan Dead in the Casket
Salman Khan is dead. Salman Khan is in the casket carried to the cemetary by Aamir Khan, Akshay Kumar and a few more. He is survived by his husband Shera. These are some of the things the humanity has been dying to celebrate. 2012 has the doom's day because Salman, the cheapstar is still alive. But how would his funeral day look like? This is what we show you today here.
Salman Khan Spies Over Terrorists in Ek Tha Bandar
Hold your breath! Here is the ultimate entry scene of Salman Khan straight from Ek Tha Bandar. Click the picture to see it in large size.
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