Bakra Eid Greetings from Salman Khan

Salman khan has been posting one greeting after another for Eid Festival. Looks like he is truly excited about it.

Salman Khan's PR Employees Exposed

Internet is now a great marketing tool. Even animals use it and gain benefits. The public relationship agency that Salman khan hires understands this well. They have their people working all day and night to brush up the garbage personality and movies of this criminal. Today, we will expose these people. You can count on me. One of my concentrations in university was marketing. Let's get started then.

1. Anita Ophilia: This is a loyal employee, but probably took marketing classes too seriously. Here is glimpse of her comment:

This year's most awaited movie, Salman Khan's 'Kick' too released in this holy week. And going by the reviews the film is all set to break all records at the box office. While the 'Khans' of Bollywood and their love for this date has always worked in their favour, let's take a look at the films that released on Eid in the last couple of years and their box office collection.

Go look at her profile
http://mytimes.indiatimes.com/profile/6085017

2. This is the most interesting one. Employee caught red handed here.Enlarge the screenshot.  She was using two names (Simi and Naina). The mistake she made was forgetting that she was to pretend to be Naina while replying to a comment she made as Simi. She corrected it on right. She then came back as a guy.

3. Okay, so when a big movie releases, it starts to get reviews quite fast on IMDB. People don't wait any longer. What is going on with KickSalman'sAss movie? It has rating of 6.3 which is unusually high for his film. There were 476 votes, but 0 reviews. We saved the html version of the page as proof. Now going to the vote report page shows unusual demographic breakdown. Have a look.

Naturally, celebrities have both male and female fans. Salman also have female bhaitards. But the blue bar above shows a massive number of male voters and extremely less number of female voters. Usually, trivial rating giving task is done by men aged 18 through 29. It earns little money for which older men with jobs do not go to this kind of Internet PR task. Most of Salman's fans fall between the age range of 14 to 19. Rest of those who are over that range come from below middle class and do low level jobs. Bhaitards are limited to bollywood sites. They never skip reviewing their "bhai's" film as bb and all. But on IMDB, reviews are fully missing, proving that he bought the votes.

4. And here is Zoom's photoshopped picture that they were using to improve his image.

Questions for Bhaitards

You say Salgay is the most original person in Bollywood.
Our Question: Then why does he keep working in remakes and why are majority of his songs are stolen from some other places?

You say Salgay has a big heart.
Our Question: Then why did he dance at a riot hit place and then when asked about it he refused to apologize? Why didn't he help the man get at least prosthetic legs after Salgay's SUV left him crippled?

You Say Salgay's film poster can make 100cr.
Our Question: Then why does he fear doing movies in other genres? Why is going on doing masala films?

You say he is the most eligible bachor in Bollywood.
Our question: Why no woman wants to marry him? He is now in his late 40's. After only a few years, he will be known as elderly and lonely.

You say he deserves oscar for his acting.
Our question: Then why didn't Yash Chopra and Maani Ratnam ever direct him?

You say Salgay is fair.
Our question: Then why did he tell the big boss contestants to respect Tanisha because of her link to one of the biggest Bollywood families?

Requirements to Fulfill to Become Salman Khan's fan aka Bhaitard

Becoming Salman fan by far is the toughest because it requires fulfilling certain requirements already set by him and present bhaitards. Here is the list:

1. Have a criminal record

2. Be dumped by every single girlfriend

3. For girls, accept physical violence from every single boyfriend

4. Buy and wear a being human tshirt, but make sure you do the opposite  of what human beings are all about (hint: behave like a pig, skunk or snake)

5. Work hard to be so illiterate that others get stumped by your stupidity. See real life example below.

6. Delete self esteem from your life. 

Amazing Things You Never Knew About Salman Khan

It is common for all these days to hit the net to learn about their favorite celebrities. Janwars do this also. iPad is used by monkeys and iPhone is a must have for all the criminals who have low IQ considering the fact that smartphone is very much trackable. We get many vistors to the site who want to know not just whether Salman is gay, but also learn more about other things about him. Today, we'll get you some fun facts about him. Most of these have already been mentioned here. Yet we'll give you an extra dose of it. So let's get started.

1. Salman Khan is the only celebrity of India with record number of cases lurking in police station.

2. He is the only star from India who gave a record breaking flop from maximum number of screens and ticket price hike.

3. Salman Khan has a thing for young boys. Ranbir Kapoor on national channel once told that Salman tried to get closer to him. In fact, the gay started chewing on to his shirt. This is, however, was not the last time. There is a possibility that he got Jiah Khan killed to get Sooraj Pancholi who these days spend more time in Salman's farm house. Below is another victim. You don't pull pants of someone above 13 unless you are a pervert.

3. Chaar Bottle Vodka of Honey Singh was based on Salman Khan.

4. Pappu Can't Dance Sala was based on him also. The last few lines, however, are about Aamir khan himself (Papa kehte hai bada naam karega), Fardeen Khan (pappu ke paas hai MBA & karta hai France mein holiday), Saif Ali Khan (pappu guitar bajata hai) and King Khan (jahan jaata hai chaa jaata hai). Okay, why would Aamir Khan make a nasty song about Salman khan anyways? Perhaps, its because he was angry that Shera Salman Dulhania ko Legaya? 

5. Salman allegedly has an affair going on with CEO of Zoom tv, Avinash Kaul. Love is blind. That's why, you see how Zoom is always trying to go one step forward in covering this criminal's crimes. 

6. Salman Khan is the only thing in the world whose pic was taken before he was born. See blow.

Sooraj Pancholi Married to Salman Khan?

Just in, a photo leaked two days ago shows Sooraj Pancholi in wedding suit and Salman in red saaree. We wonder whether Shera has any idea about this. Since India still does not recognize gay marriage there is no way to know whether this second marriage of Salman can be taken as illegal.

As you can see, this marriage is very special to Mrs Pancholi Singh (Last names of Sooraj and Shera). The blue stone from his bracelet is the wedding ring of his new husband. Don't be surprised by this. Come on, it runs in his blood. Salim Khan too has two wives. Why wouldn't his gay beta do the same?

Salman Khan Ruins the Life of Prime Witness from Hit and Run Case

Salman khan is known for ruining many lives and when doing it he makes sure to target mainly the income and careers of his enemies. He did this with Aishwarya. He did this with Vivek Oberoi. Other times, he relies on threats. This is what Jiah Khan's mother Rabbiya Khan is experiencing at the moment. But how does this threat look like? Believe it or not, Salman is 100 percent like the 90s Bollywood villains. Remember how they could buy the police and even influence other aspects of the hero's life negatively? A year ago, we gave a link to a site where the journalist reviewed how the prime witness of Salman's hit and run case died a horrible death. His name was Ravindra Patil. Salman sent a threat to the journalist for which the article was taken off. That is why, our link to it is now useless. But many were successful in saving the entire article with Google's cache feature.You will see it below. Get a taste of Salman's threats through it.

"In India, the testimony of the prime witness is considered the most important document in a criminal case, which often influences the final verdict.In the 2002 hit-and-run case of Salman Khan, the man who found himself in the epicenter of the controversy, was the prime witness of the case — constable Ravindra Patil.

Those close to Patil admitted that he was under enormous pressure to change his statement.

There were many who wanted Patil to change his statement. They preferred that Patil maintain that Salman leaned back to listen to him seconds before he lost control of the wheel. This would mean that the accident was caused by a ‘human error’ and not because he was drunk.  Some people wanted him to say that Salman was not drunk at the time of the accident.

Whatever be the case, Patil did not change his statement till the last day.

It was unclear who was putting pressure on Patil — some say they were all ‘well-wishers’ of Salman Khan from the police force while others say that those talking to Patil were Salman’s common friends from the film industry. Whoever they were, the pressure tactic seemed to be working as Patil was showing signs of a nervous break-down.

Why was Ravindra Patil so vulnerable?

Patil was a constable and hence belonged to the lowest rung in the police force. He admitted numerous times that he was under pressure and he would always try to duck the media.

During 2006, when the examination of witnesses was on, Salman had hired the best lawyers in Mumbai who were all charged up to cross-examine Patil. But then, something unexpected happened. Patil just ran away one evening. His brother lodged a missing report about Patil at a local police station.

Day after day, Patil chose to skip court dates because he didn’t want to face the defence lawyer. Soon, Patil came under scrutiny of the court because he remained absent at the court hearings. The court proceedings were stuck because Patil was absent in the witness-box. It also came to light that he had run away without applying for leave.

In a strange twist of fate, a man who had actually lodged the first information report against Salman Khan now had an arrest warrant issued against him for not turning up at the court. As the judge ordered that he be arrested and produced in court, his seniors at the police force simultaneously approved that Patil be sacked from his job because he was absent from duty. His seniors chose to ignore the fact that technically Patil was ‘missing’ and not ‘absent’ according to their own records.

Nobody was interested in knowing the fact that why he had run away from his house and why the same person who was forthcoming in lodging a complaint against the Bollywood star is now trying to avoid coming to the court. Patil was never put under any witness protection programme. Instead, an arrest warrant was issued against him when he failed to appear for five consecutive court dates.

Patil was sent to Arthur Road jail with hardened criminals

Like how they deal with a hardened criminal, a task force was prepared to nab Patil and find out where he was ‘hiding’. Finding him was easier than anybody had thought because Patil was not hiding anywhere. Ravindra Patil was actually staying in a small hotel in Mahabaleswar, just a few kilometres away from Mumbai. He would come to Mumbai often to meet his wife and family and in fact, not on the run from the police. It was clear that he just wanted to stay away from the Salman Khan case.

How many of you hate going to court? How many of you don’t like how witnesses are grilled in criminal cases by defence lawyers? Well, if I go by Patil’s example, then all of you should be put in jail. Believe it or not, Ravindra Patil was sent to jail because of this ‘crime’.

The special police team swooped down on him, arrested him and produced at the court, the next day. The court sent him to Arthur Road jail, the  biggest jail of Mumbai where most of the high-profile criminals are lodged.

Here are pictures after Patil’s arrest post a raid at a Mahabaleshwar hotel.

 Patil was a constable and hence belonged to the lowest rung in the police force. He admitted numerous times that he was under pressure and he would always try to duck the media.

                                                                                       

In Arthur Road jail, Ravindra Patil was incarcerated in a separate cell like they would treat an armed dacoit or a serial killer. Patil submitted fervent pleas that he doesn’t want to be grouped with criminals at the Arthur Road jail but the court was in no mood to relent.

Twice, Patil filed applications saying that he is a witness and that he be held at Unit nine of the Crime Branch and twice the court ignored the application. In his applications, Patil went on record saying that he went absconding as he was mentally disturbed at the thought of being cross-examined by defence lawyers. But nobody seemed to be interested in what he was saying.

If the courts didn’t pay heed to his pleas, his employers — the Mumbai Police — seemed to be on some revenge spree. A ‘missing’ Patil suddenly became an ‘absconding’ Patil in their own files and subsequently sacked from his job. This junior-most employee in the force tried every trick in the book to convince his senior officers that he should not be sacked from his job. But nobody was ready to listen.

A witness was suddenly at the receiving end of it all. Life was dealing this grand witness blows after blows while Salman Khan delivered hits after hits at the box office.

The last days of Ravindra Patil

After Patil was let out of jail, he found himself in a strange situation — his family had disowned him and the Mumbai Police was not ready to take him back. Patil didn’t know what to do — suddenly he was the victim because he saw the accident and spoke about it.

A broken man by then, Ravindra Patil went missing again.

Patil was finally discovered at the Sewri Municipal hospital in 2007. Patil was begging on the streets of Mumbai before he landed up at the hospital. The years of acute stress coupled with heavy drinking had made his body weak. Worse, he had contracted a drug-resistant tuberculosis which fast tracked him towards an inevitable end.

Patil wanted to get back in the police force but he was just a bag of bones lying on bed number 189 of ward number four on the fourth-floor of Sewri TB Municipal Hospital. His family members were not aware where he was and nobody had come to see him for a year.

Here are some pictures of Ravindra Patil, just days before his death.

Constable Ravindra Patil died on October 4, 2007.

Even after his death, there was nobody to take back his body. The friend who had admitted him to the hospital was so scared that he didn’t even inform his family. In the end, his brothers came forward to perform the last rites.

Before his death, Patil spoke to his friend expressing his wish to get back to the force again while throwing up blood on the cold floors of the Sewri Municipal hospital.

“I stood by my statement till the end, but my department did not stand by me. I want my job back, I want to survive. I want to meet the police commissioner once,” were his last words. Clearly, even God chose not to hear him."

Ravindra Patil never rested in peace.

Who is the real hero? Salman or Ravindra? 

Garland on Salman Khan's Picture?

As we all know, Jail Ho was a bigger disaster than Tsunami, tornado, snow storm, earthquake combined. Consequently, Salman's family held a funeral for his stardom. Here is a sneak peak of that

Srk Hate Page Admin Turns out to be Terrorist (Seriously Be Aware)

Terrorists tend to be the byproduct of bigger rich fish. They are brainwashed to believe that they are actually doing social work, but we all know violence and division can never do any good. There are already reports that terrorists these days have started using social networking platforms to push their hateful agendas. This is not anymore a rare case in India and Pakistan. In these two countries, extremists and terrorists love to create communal tensions just about the slightest thing. But most often, they make every effort to spread false information to garner more terrorists to make their agendas successful.

Shahrukh khan, a very important treasure of India has been vicitim of this million times. Some years ago, a newspaper false line about him saying something bad about Prophet Muhammad. The paper later apologized for the misprint. It is too easy to figure out that a man who hides doing charity to respect the words of his religion will never go around saying stupid stuff about his Prophet. However, some Pakistani extremists still published a hate page about him on Facebook and kept brainwashing people against him. That page no more exists. Then came the Indian terrorists' turn. Do you know a page called Srk is Foolish? The admin of this page is actually a hindu terrorist. Much of  it was figured out from his ongoing insult against Muslims and Pakistan found on his page. Okay, when you make a hate page against a celebrity you will concentrate only on bashing him. Check any hate page opened against Salman khan, Ajay Devgn or any other actor. None insults any race or religion. But Srk is Foolish is very much into it. Some of their posts are outragious, but truly smell terrorist mentality.

Pakistan definitely is not the only agenda the terrorist admin of Srk is Foolish is interested in. In fact, he has been trying his best to cause disruption also in India. See below.

Rape itself is an insulting word that should not be used against anyone. But what can we expect from a terrorist? Do you see how he is using a celebrity hate page to instigate people against their own country? You can see in the screenshot that someone named Mehul is recommending others to rape Priyanka Gandhi. It sees the page's agenda is showing success. By the way, the admin actually did confess that he does not hate Srk. We will have the screenshot here very soon. But this does make his activities more suspecious. What is funny is that he keeps changing his Facebook profiles or keeps making new ones. As far as we know, terrorists tend to do this to hide their actual identity. It is hundred percent confirmed that he is a hindu extremist. In between he does bring in photos of Hindu Gods and Goddesses. The admin has hatred towards women too and works hard to promote violence against them. Here is a sample:

The terrorist has 0 amount of respect for women in private life too. Here is a post that shows how he insults his own girlfriend in public. Yes, she is a Srk fan and has been seen at Zoom channel page defending Srk with all her heart. But she never insulted her own terrorist boyfriend.

Jai Ho Ticket Price: Lies of Salman and his Fans Caught Red Handed

Salman bandar and his bhaitards have been going around lying that ticket price of Jai Ho is 50% less. Here is a sample of this:

His retarded followers even tried to do math to prove that Jai Ho actually did better than Chennai Express and Dhoom 3.

Now we show you the truth. They were saying D3 had 900 Rs ticket hike right? Now see the real tickets of Jai Ho.

Lesson to learn from this is that nobody in this world should ever trust Salman fans because they are liars and above all big criminals.

BB Show Reminds People Its Salman's Birthday (His Popularity in Decline)

Yes, Colors channel which already is seeing its relationship with Salman souring held a contest on Twitter through Big Boss to remind people that 27th Dec is his birthday. Why? Its just to boost trp of the show. As you know, Comedy Night with Kapil has defeated Big Boss in the trp race. So Colors probably thought that by using Salman's birthday they can do something about the show. In the middle, Salman also got a bit of popularity. You know that too was on the verge of decline. In fact, South Indian actor Siddharth got more views for his trailer on Youtube than Jail Ho. The birthday thing hasn't changed much. People still hate Salman and his bhaitards are trending #HappyBirthdaySalmankhan to get hands on one of the prizes to be given from Big Boss show.

This is another reason why Salman will never be the king. During Srk's birthday, there was no need for enticement to make his fans wish him through tweets. In fact, that specific day, the entire twitter had hashtags only about King khan. Have a look.

Funny that Zoom the channel that promotes murderer Salman Khan also jumped in to give makeover to his bad image. Its once again on his birthday. Take a look

Probably, they thought that they would get very nice tweets from people. But there was completely an opposite outcome. This is what neutrals tweeted.

Shocking Question to Salman Khan in Koffee With Karan Season 4

Karan Johar : "If you were forced to have a gay encounter at gunpoint, who would you want to be with?"

Salman Khan : I Would Love To Be With My Gay Bodyguard And My Husband Shera He Treats Me Like His Wife !


NOTE : these scenes are removed in Editting from the show on salman's Demand.salman doesn't want World to know he is gay!!!!


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CLOSE SOURCE : The Times of India

King Khan Found in German Textbook: Salman Is not Behind

In German textbook, King Khan has a great place. This is no biggie for him. Also Germans know who he is.

But for Salman, one small spot would make a big difference. Remember once how his PR was spreading the rumor that when the bandar was in Cuba, Fidel Castro went up to him to request him to do an ad film for the country? Looks like his pr people are as dumb as he is. Fidel Castro back then was suffering from severe illness for which he did not come out of his house. Funny thing is that just within couple of weeks after the rumor came out, CNN confirmed why Fidel Castro was missing from public eye for more than 6 months. And yeah, the so called ad film is nowhere to be found online including Youtube. To get out of this embarrassment, Salman bandar tried everything and finally settled for what is shown below. He wanted to prove that he was world famous too. Hence, he got himself a spot within American Biology textbook.

Krrish 3 Figures Manipulated, Khans Get Blamed

Many newspapers and channels are now open about the fact that Roshans manipulated box office collection just to prove that Krrish 3 broke the record of Chennai Express surpassing 3 idiots and Ek tha bandar. One exact article mentions that the manipulation has miffed the khans. What is funny is that this specific line seems to have overshadowed the main story of manipulation as readers are showing anger towards them in a way as if the crime of the roshans is something they accept as fair. They are thinking that the 3 khans are angry just out of jealousy. LOL, this shows that what khans think is more important to people than Roshan, hinting that Hrithik is way too below them. They did not even catch the bizzarely incorrect calculation that papa Roshan was giving out. Are Indians truly that bad in math? If you are someone who believes that papa roshan is being truthful about 500 crore gross profit, then you truly need to learn the math basics. Some idiots were saying that the journalists were paid to write such stuff. If thats the truth why are trade analysts on Twitter told on the first week of the movie release that Roshans told them to change the figures? Why is Hrithik Roshan giving updates on box office collection? This truly the first time that a star is bragging about his film collection. Truth is that that was all they wanted to show. Unfortunately, with number 500crore papa Roshan went overboard which caused him to stay exposed as the fraudster.

How Salman Destroyed Big Boss (Real News)

I still remember the time when Big Boss first came out on Sony. Not just the contestants were great, but also the host Arshad Warsi was pleasing to eyes and ears. All other seasons began having different hosts. Then finally Salman came in n remained glued to the show like a disgusting chewed gum we find under the desk at school. I didn't want to be caught watching it ever again because I was feeling as if he was making it cheaper day by day. Looks like people have the same thing to say. Recent controversy he created by getting overinvolved with the contestants has now put the conclusion in viewers' mind that he must go. A brave heart has even started petition to make it happen. It already received more than 4000 signatures. Others at India Forums are discussing who will make a better replacement of this cheap Salman Khan. They have many great comments. From them we picked the best 10. These comments will show you how Salman destroyed the status of Big Boss.

1.Salman will be biased, its just what he is.

Personally, I would like to see Kapil hosting the show. He is a really quick witted guy so he does not need to resort to bullying like Salman does. Salman is a bit thickheaded guy who shouts when he's unable to argue with contestants. 

2. I love Shah Rukh but Salman has made this a cheap job, so a cheap person is needed for it. So, not SRK for sure.

3. Both were very good hosts but Salman is different, he's a cheap person and he's not happy by just being the host. he got involved in the game too and hence made it dirty.

4. my point exactly. You're hating the game because of the host, but I am not hating the game I just hate the host.

I honestly believe that Bigg Boss will once again become a fair game once Salman exits the show.

5. Salman jaisi moti buddhi nahi chahiye.. Some1 with a sense of humor n jo sab ki tang kheeche but unki beizzati na kare.. Some1 who is at level with the contestants, so that they don't feel threatened or alter their game bcoz of the host.. We don't want a thanda bb like ths yr.. 

6. Anil Kapoor or Akshay Kumar as they will be entertaining.

If not them than SRK.

7. I want Imam Siddiqui to replace Salman Khan. He's a great speaker! He has a great sense of humor and he is a straight shooter. All three things needed in a host. 

8. Yes Salman needs to go now...but I don't want a powerful person from BW to host this show anymore...because the contestants are scared of them...So definitely not SRK or AB Sr...I want Arshad Warsi back...he was an awesome host...if not ...I would love to have Kapil Sharma as host also...

9. Inasmuch as I hate Salman, I would like him to continue hosting PROVIDED THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS ARE MET!

- It's the Bigg Boss' show, NOT his show!

- His songs in the opening song, opening credits and in other areas will NOT be played ALL THE TIME. That creates bias for one person against the ENTIRE show.

- The show should NOT be about him. There is no need for providing the audience how his movies relate to the show. Also, he doesn't need to clarify his stand and image on the show often. If he's that conscious, he needs to stop being biased in the first place. 

Those are some of my points. If not him, then I would go for Shahrukh Khan or Arshad Warsi. 

10.They both go hand in hand! You can't have Salman and not have bias.

Are You Against Shahrukh Khan's Stand at Wankhede Stadium?

Do you feel Shahrukh Khan did wrong by yelling at the guards at Wankhede Stadium? Are you one of the stadium employees who thinks it was great that Srk was banned from it? If yes we have a great great news for you. You are namard who justifies violence against women including your mother, sister and daughter. We are sure you opened a champagne or desi daru when you heard the news about Delhi gang rape on tv. 

How Salman Khan Went to Ruin the Business of Chennai Express

Many were wondering as to what Salgay was doing to stop #ChennaiExpress from breaking his Ek bandar record. Remember how he sacrficed the fate of sos to make sure the record remained safe? Couple of days ago, a report finally surfaced on his mission against Chennai Express. Take a look at the pic. Yep, this is wat salgay was doing. Last August, on 9th, Salgay rushed to theater to not watch the movie, but to beg people to not watch it. Why? cuz these days he is short on money. A lot went in hiring goonda to send death threats to journalists, attack a mother and daughter duo and Rabiya Khan. Bechara, could not even rent a car when his suv broke down n was out for repair.

The pic and report were unofficially brought to you by Shera Singh's Tiger security company.

Get Even with Your Enemy or Prey with Salman Khan

Do u want to insult someone?
Just say any of the following to them: 1. Kahi tum salman fan to nehi? 2. Your personality is just like Salman Khan’s. Disclaimer: we cannot be held responsible if your victim ends up throwing you in a physical fight after this.

For cops when culprit doesn’t open his mouth during Interrogation:
Show him all the weekend episodes of big boss continuously. Disclaimer: we are not responsible if your victim ends up going in coma.

Do you want your annoying neighbor out of the neighborhood?
Keep playing the music album of ek tha bandar aloud every night in front of their bedrooms. Disclaimer: You cannot sue us if in return your neighbor hires a hitman to get you killed.

Did you find lots of girls’ phone numbers in your boyfriend’s phone?
You can take your anger on this phone. Just force your boyfriend to take salman’s pics right in front him. Rest assured within two minutes, his phone will come broken. Disclaimer: Don’t blame us if your boyfriend instead of his phone comes home broken.

Salman Khan Ditches Cars for a New Kind of Transport

Some days ago, Salman Khan got into fight with Range Rover officials because his car went to fulfill its tradition of breaking down for repair. Salt in the wound, the officials said his car was too old for which they were having trouble finding its parts. It struck Salman as he remembered it to be only 3 years. But bandar kiya jaane gadio k bareme? As we said before, Range Rover cars have a tradition to break down. It has been a junk since the 80s. The only reason it is popular now is because most current English soccer players own at least one SUV from this brand. Range Rover is just glorified Kia. Both break down within 4 years. Anyways, Salman felt highly insulted by the officials and, therefore, decided to never ever use a car anymore. He looked into other modes of transportations. His first choice was his cycle.

But he gave up on it. Riding a cycle to go to set everday is too harsh for his body. He is old. Plus, he has lazy bones. You can see in the pic how tired he is looking. Therefore, he skipped the cycle for other transports and finally found what he always dreamed of. 

Yes, it's a pig! As you can see, Salman looks very satisfied and happy on his new ride. He told the press that the pig is saving a lot of his money. In fact, nothing is needed to be bought to keep it running. Its fuel is provided every morning biologically by Salman and his Shera. With great pride, he told the press that his new transport is not only fully loaded, but also highly cost efficient.