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Showing posts with label aamir. Show all posts

Fake Collection of Aamir Khan's PK Movie Caught Red Handed (List)

What do you call a person who scams people? A fraud right? Aamir Khan purely fits the description. Its in his blood! Previously, a few fan pages revealed the fraud he committed with his Ghajini. Indian media was going around saying that it was the first movie to cross 100 crore mark. But now we know it made only Rs95 crore. We should start feeling suspicious about Dhoom3's collection also, for this time Aamir Khan has been caught red handed with PK scam. This time not only the collection is fake, but also the buzz.  Like it or not, you have to believe it. Just look at what people around India found out about PK. Every bit of what you will find here is verifiable.

1. PR of Aamir Khan on IMDB submitting the same review by mistake from two different accounts.

Here are the links to two reviews:
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur36884894/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2338151/reviews-82

Its written by the same person and he actually has the same kind of screen names: Aparihar and Parihar. We urge you to go to IMDB and research on the reviews. We are sure you will find more of the fake reviews. Pay attention to sentences and writing styles. Psychologically, each human has a habit of using specific words. We will give you a crash course on it below by using one of the fake fans of Aamir Khan.

2. Fake Twitter fans caught red handed
Go to twitter and feel free to search for these screen names or type one of the sentences in Google and see them live.

 3. Fake buzz created with fake twitter accounts.
No matter how much Aamir Khan thinks of himself clever, he forgets that criminals always leave a piece of evidence behind. 

4. Viddu Vinod Chopra has a habit of buying tickets of his movies to accelerate fake collection.

5. Neutral people mentioning of empty seats in theater rooms of PK.
6. Moneylife journalist posted a picture of the theater hall where PK was running, but he got attacked by Aamir Khan's trolls


7. Newspapers and Box office sites questioning fake collection of PK.
a. Link: http://www.financialexpress.com/article/lifestyle/showbiz/aamir-khans-pk-box-office-collections-hit-rs-300-cr-were-they-powered-by-ghosts/26495/
b. Link: http://www.boxofficecapsule.com/news/Questions-Raised-On-The-Collection-Of-Aamir-Khan-Starrer-PK-9283
This is what Bollywood Capsule said:
Aamir Khan starrer ‘PK’ has collected more than Rs. 300 crore at the Indian box-office. But many people have started doubting the genuineness of the reported collections. A business journalist has stated that the number of audiences found in theatres do not justify the humongous collection of the film. 
c. Link: http://www.moneylife.in/article/aamir-khans-pk-collected-rs300-crore-really/40096.html

8. Fake fans come to defend PK at Financial Express
Arun, Avi and Ashu happen to be just one person. It seems that the article of Financial Express given above is under the scanner of Aamir Khan's PR agency. The fake person with the name Arun thinks his comment is enough to make a difference. You can see that he uses the same idea and same kind of wording to defend PK. But this is not all. The entire comment section has way too many trolls doing the same. In between, you will get glimpse of Arun, Avi and Ashu in the form of Aswin, tp and much more. And yeah, almost all of them are using "I AM SURPRISED BY" in their comments.

Aamir Khan Reveals Getting Kicked Out of Darr

Tingutards were saying that Darr was rejected by Tingu. An interview piece that we received few days ago shows another story. Here is the screenshot:

What Aamir Should be Ashamed of

Couple of days ago, we heard that our tingu grandfather Aamir khan said he is ashamed of people who endorse whitening products. This is a dig at King Shahrukh Khan because he did an ad on one of them. Oh well, we want Aamir khan to get out of jealousy mode for a while and see his own reality.
I am sure Amir will turn a blind eye to it as well. I mean who really takes Rs3cr for a show about social issues?

Why You Should Watch Dhoom 3

Are you depressed? Have you not laughed for about a month? Is your life looking too boring? Then you need not get an astrologer, but watch Dhoom 3. Reviews from people are out. Their verdict: "Its the best comedy film of the decade". Laughter was heard in majority of the theaters and even kids could not resist it. In fact, the film has made a record that probably even Salman bandar won't be ever able to break. People have bestowed upon it the title "Bakwas" more than million times. Yes, its that stupid. We are sure it will make you laugh like crazy. So go watch the movie. You dont have any other option though since it has way too many screens and there is no big release before the end of January. You must  be thinking we are out of your mind. But darling, as we said again and again here, records are made to be broken. Hence, we care less about records made by Chennai Express. It was just a way Srk proved that he can never be underestimated. If he wants he can break any record just like that. Also we are glad that Mr Aamir has finally revealed that Srk is KING KHAN. See evidence in the screenshot.

Perhaps, he has finally realized that Srk cannot be rated in numbers. That is why, he calls Salman bandar number 1 and Srk the King. So true, a king does not compete for numbers. Also it seems he knew that only the shadow of Srk could break the record of Chennai Express. Just see how Dhoom 3 is all about the king. Even the character names of Aamir are from Srk's movies. He was Sahir Khan in Billu and Samar in Jab Tak Hai Jaan. All other stuffs ripped from Srk's movies have already been posted here. Dhoom 3 is truly all about the global star. I mean just think about it, when Aamir tried to act in his own style his movies (Dhobighat and Talash) shrunk his already short body. It made him quite stressed. 

Just see how he wanted to be like Srk. His hair seemed quite burned from all the jealousy. Chopras even made a trailer to express his sorrow.
It did not make it to final selection because Aamir felt embarrassed and so urged Chopras to change the voiceover. It seems Aamir is truly a hard working faketionist. His malang song perfectly shows it. We all know he did Hajj in 2012. Yet, yet, he danced in front of pentagram used mainly by illuminati satanists. Do you see  how honestly he sacrificed his religion to make the movie hit?

Dhoom 3 Story: Complete

Yes, this is the full story. Thanks to Official Troll Bollywood for making this poster.

Dhoom 3 Budget is 150cr, Yet Junior Artist Without Proper Costume

Is Dhoom 3 all about bloopers and comedy? Even in trailer, it is all apparent. Just recently, someone caught this following mistake in the movie.

Aamir With His Constipitation Expression in Dhoom 3

Dhoom 3 is the first movie where Aamir Khan worked as a villain (his true self). As we know, he is quite a faketionist. He keeps it up in the film by making sure to copy not just the poster, but every move and stage of Srk. But being villain meant being true to himself. How did he do it? When we reached him for comment he said "Umm, this look is inspired from the war I had with Faisal. Every time I went to give him threat I did this look. Umm, Ah, Uumm, I must also thank my constipitation. In the bathroom, I would look at my expression with it in the mirror and say Vah, Aamir, tu to bada handsome lagta hai issme." 


This is by far is the most painful hilarious one

Stolen Stuff in Dhoom 3: Perfect Copy

It seems that Dhoom 3 writer, director, actors choreographer and all other associates have run out of ideas. They seemed to have no time for thinking outside the box.  Some people even recognized that the title song choreography is stolen from some Beyonce's music video The rest comes from Shahrukh Khan's films. Probably, aamir and the director went "chalo hum shahrukh shahrukh khelte hai". Anything regarding king khan is expensive. He is a big brand after all. Is this the reason why Dhoom 3's budget became Rs150cr? Anyways, have a look at what they have copied. It truly was embarrassing for us to see the trailer and song. Not just because of these copied scenes, but also because of infant Aamir and his expressions.


Anyone remember Srk's chipkali joota from Badshah? Similar scene seen in Dhoom 3.
Is Katrina here giving tribute to Srk's Dard e Disco's air element?

The first pic above is from Dhoom 3 and the second one is from Ra One. We are sure that Aamir doing weird stuff on some computer screen is hint from the director that his character is highly intelligent and technical. Probably, he is trying to get pass security or creating a plot for chori. Whatever it is, the entire scene is stupid. If Aamir is so technical and is in America, why settle for criminal activity? His talent can get him $80  per hour job in any tech company easily. Please, don't tell us that he is just doing magic! That would be cheesier. By the way, don't you think the entire chori in another country concept is stolen from Abbas Mastan's Players?
Once more, even the screen of Aamir seems to be copy of the video game screen of Ra One.
So Dhoom 3 chor is taking some time off to sing and dance romantically with his lady love who probably said Are, maine ye kiya hai pehle Jab Tak Hai Jaan mein. Shayed issi liye tumne mujhe white pehenek liye kaha" Does anyone know why Aamir's eyes are looking so reptalian? Ye asli zindegi k paap k nishani to nehi? Joke aside, feeling sorry for him truly. Wish older people like him finally finds botox that can hide wrinkles from neck.

On the top we have the stuntman faking to be Aamir in Dhoom 3 and in the second pic we have king khan who did the stunt for Don 2 all by himself. Making of it is there. Search for it on Youtube.Don 2 seems to be the main movie from which the entire Dhoom 3 concept is stolen. 
Hard to believe that they could not even design an original dress for Katrina Kaif. She seems to be wearing here what Pryanka Chopra wore in the song Dushman Mera.

Man, we haven't seen these many copies anywhere. Do you think Aamir is competiting against Salman for Copyking title? Itne saare copy to shayed Bhattok saab bhi nehi kiye honge.

Dhoom 3 Poster Copied from Dark Knight 2

In colleges, professors teach how to do research. No copying is allowed. Even when it comes to using someone's work, we are to provide citation. Otherwise, F may follow. Aamir Khan never went to college. Probably, even the director of Dhoom 3 had the same fate. So they simply chose to copy. Yes! Dhoom 3 poster is copied from Dark Knight 2's poster. Here it is:
Here is another funny one. Do look closely.

Poster of the Film Starring Aamir Khan and Salman Khan

There has been some kind of rumor going around that Aamir Khan will be doing sequel of Andaz Apna Apna with Salman Khan. The truth is that they are working on a sequel to Taare Zameen Par. The new title of this film is Janwar Zameen Par. Here is its poster:

Aamir Khan With Salman Khan

Dogs are intelligent. They understand many things. Aamir is its main example. Just recently, he went to meet Salman Khan and had something logical to say.

Another Sad Day In the Life of Aamir Khan

When Aamir closes his eyes, he sees a totally different world. There he is the king and has fans more than what Srk has in real life. You might not know in his room there is a big mirror which speaks like humans, but 100 percent of the time the words turn out to be true. We reveal to you how Aamir kutta interacts with it.




Aamir Khan in Big Boss with Salman

We suppose you missed it. So we bring you here two pictures from the show. Read the next stuff. Just scroll down.
1) aamir ne apna tv show kiya. Ro ro kar apne show ki trp badwai. Koi buri baat nahi par jab se damini ka case aaya hai tab se aamir ka na koi tweet aaya na kuch. Jabki baki actors ne apne dukh ka izhaar kiya.

2) anna hazare ka andolan hua. Jab wo delhi me ansan par the tabhi aamir ki movie delhi belhi relese hone ko ready thi. Aamir waha gaya par mumbai ke protest me nahi gaya.

3) log kahte hai ki aamir MR.PREFECT hai. Par agar koi bhi 2 saal me ek movie karega to wo aaram se aamir se aachi movie dega aur agar aamir mr. perfectnis hote to dhoom 3 kabhi nahi karte.wo just paise kamana chate hai.

3) aamir ek dogle insaan hai. Talash ke relese ke pahle wo bolte hai ki meri liye movie ki kamyabi is se pata chalti hai ki wo kitna kami karti hai. Aur relese ke baad bhane.

4) srk aur salman charity karte hai par aamir ka kabhi suna hai ki kahi charity ki hai.

5)aamir srk aur salman dono se jalta hai. Wo salman ke sath isliye hai kyo ki salman srk ke sath nahi hai. Agar aisa na hota to kyo un logo ne aandaz apna apna ke baad koi movie ka camo kyo nahi kiya.

6) aamir hamesh ye dikhana chata hai ki wo industry me sabse inteligent hai. Uska koi bhi interview dekh lo pata chal jayega.

So guys likhna to aur bhi hai par itna kafi hai

mujhko pata hai ki kuch logo ko ye pasand nahi aayegi. Par ye such hai.

Apko kuch puchna hai to puch lijiye.

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SURAJ SONI

Here is the Story of Talaash

Today we are going to taste the dish called Talaash. It is made by that psycho looking wannabe intellectual kid Zoya and her friend Reema Kagti. They had fun cooking it. The crust of this dish is made from Sixth sense. The stuffing is deep fried Kahani of Vidya Balan.
Here it goes:

1) Nobody is killer in the movie. Three friends killed prostitute Kareena Kapoor and she becomes ghost n helps Aamir to take her revenge. This is the story

2) Rani Mukherjee has small role as wife of Aamir Khan & their son has died in an accident so they have disturbed life.

3) Kareena is a hooker who got killed by three friends. Aamir comes to solve case & Kareena helps him as ghost to take revenge from her killers

4) Even ppl think that Aamir is mad in the movie because he can see Kareena Kapoor while others can't see her. This is the only suspense in the whole film

5) No Aamir has not lost his memory like Ghajini. He is disturbed because his son died in an accident just like Kareena who also got killed in an accident only.

6) Only Aamir khan can see Kareena Kapoor. This is suspense which audience will come to know in the end.


Do you wish to own this movie? If yes it is given below.  Choose the frame that attracts you most. No worries about the size. They aren't as small as Aamir Kutta Khan is. Clicking them will show you their original sizes.


Credit for revealing the entire story goes to Kamal R Khan. 

Breaking News: Salman Competes Against Khans for Maximum Dislikes

HELP SALMAN KHAN WIN IN THE GAME OF MOST DISLIKES ON YOUTUBE. HE IS STILL BEHIND AAMIR KHAN.
Yash Raj

Sallu Joke: A Conversation with Srk and Aamir

Salman:Meh is baar mera naya movie Bodyguard se tumhe defeat karunga!

SRK:Shahrukh ko harana mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai.

Aamir:Ok SRK I will tattoo it on my body so I never Forget It.



Spelling Checker Shows its Hatred for Aamir Khan

Upcoming Movie of Salman Bandar Khan and Aamir Kutta Khan

Things are getting quite exciting for Salman Khan. A new movie starring Salman Bandar and Aamir Kutta will be releasing very soon. Due to triple x contents, this movie is not going to be in your nearest theater.Don't feel sad. Introducing icing on the cake, you will be able to see it online and that is also for free. But just don't tell your parents about it. The movie's name is the Dirty Picture and here is its poster.

Why Salman bandar takes Aamir kutta for a Walk

Weight gain is a dangerous thing for dogs. It can end up giving them many complications. The major sign of weight gain is always the puffed up body of the kutta. In order to make them lose the extra pounds, they must be taken for walk. Below is an example. See how Aamir kutta is getting walked by Salman bandar.

Sallu Joke: Bizarre Brain of Sallu Bandar

When Sallu was in jail aamir came to meet him. Sallu knews that Aamir bought a new car so sallu asks what its name was.

Aamir: I don't remember the name but it starts with T!!!!
Sallu bandar: But when I killed poor people on road my car started with petrol.





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 Salman BARAF ka Tukda Haath Mein Le kar Gaur se Dekh Raha Tha.. Aamir ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe ho lallu oh srry sallu? Salman Bola Dekh Raha hu. SaLa LEAK Kahan se ho Raha hai.







Aamir Kutta Visits Sallu Bandar: From the Set of Ek Tha Bandar