Showing posts with label ek tha bandar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ek tha bandar. Show all posts
Must for all Ek Tha Tiger Audiences
Note that many are using Ek Tha Tiger as a revenge on their enemies. So be careful. Say no to the movie if anyone recommends it to you. They might not have the best interest at heart for you. One man on Twitter already mentioned how he did it to 3 of his friends just because he wanted revenge. If for any reason any of your tapoori friends forces you into the theater call the cops. In case of failure do the following:
Live From Ek Tha Bandar Theater Hall
Muhesh pervert Bhatt saab now has an excellent plot for his new movie Raaz part 4. How did Ek Tha Bandar make Rs 30 crore on its day one? Why is there 60 percent drop in audiences on its second day? We will reveal the mystery here today.
Dekhiye iss picture ko gorse. Above is King Srk's titleness teaser. Niche Ek Tha Bandar. Dekhiye kaise Srk screen pe aya aur audiences theater me bhargaya. After this, as Don says "boom". Theater khaali. Ek makkhi bhi nazar nehi arayhe. So yes, 30 crore was actually collected by the teaser of Srk's next. Now that it is on Youtube, no one is bothering anymore to go to theater. And yes, Kabli and Salgay Bandar knew that their mindless movie was gonna go down from day 2 for which they made sure to have the ticket prices increased. What an excellent way to con the audiences!
Dekhiye iss picture ko gorse. Above is King Srk's titleness teaser. Niche Ek Tha Bandar. Dekhiye kaise Srk screen pe aya aur audiences theater me bhargaya. After this, as Don says "boom". Theater khaali. Ek makkhi bhi nazar nehi arayhe. So yes, 30 crore was actually collected by the teaser of Srk's next. Now that it is on Youtube, no one is bothering anymore to go to theater. And yes, Kabli and Salgay Bandar knew that their mindless movie was gonna go down from day 2 for which they made sure to have the ticket prices increased. What an excellent way to con the audiences!
New Poster of Ek Tha Bandar Is Out
Yes, janwar fans of Salman Bandar, to quench your thirst for Ek tha bandar, here is its new poster. As you can see, Katrina Kaif in it is very grumpy. The reason is in front of her. Yes, it is Salman khan. He did not take bath for 7 days. He was being one stinky monkey. She was having trouble standing next to him. But you know, duty is duty? In the movie, she is his malkin while he is her pet bandar.
Salman Khan Spies Over Terrorists in Ek Tha Bandar
Hold your breath! Here is the ultimate entry scene of Salman Khan straight from Ek Tha Bandar. Click the picture to see it in large size.
Salman Khan's Ek Tha Tiger Poster Copied
One needs to ask Salman Khan as to when he will stop copying and remaking others' movies, songs and now poster. Just see below. His old title Ek tha tiger and now Ek tha bandar posters are a copy of two video game covers.
Now here is another of the copied poster. This makes us wonder whether people who work with Salman turn into copycat just like him.
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| This is the cover of Max payne 3 |
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| This is Prince of Persia |
Bad Salman Khan News: Right from the Set of Ek Tha Bandar
While the entire world is rushing to theaters to watch Don2 our cheapstar Salman Bandar Khan has been showing reluctance to come out of his van. He is done for the day after giving one shot for Ek Tha Bandar. There has been actually some problems. "Aaj mausam bara shahrukh sa hai, aaj mausaaaam, aa gaya koii don 2 hai, koii don 2 hai, joh mujhay khah jaraha hai" stated Salman Bandar Khan. Before in the morning, he embarrassed Ek tha bandar crew by going all wild. Suddenly, he did the following:
A vet in the afternoon was called onto the set by Kabli Khan to know if Salman Bandar Khan would be able to continue working today. The news, however, is bad. Upon checkup, animal vet, Dr. Akbar Rao D'souza stated, "Mr. Salman has got his monthly Shahrukh Khan attack, this time the condition is severe. I prescribed him some medications. He must take bed rest at least one week at home". The situation for the crew is now even more complicated. Salman Bandar Khan is refusing to go home saying that he has fear that his family would tell him that they watched Don 2 and that it would destroy his three minutes of fame.
The last shot Salman Bandar Khan did was with his costar. Here is its sneak preview.
The last shot Salman Bandar Khan did was with his costar. Here is its sneak preview.
Revealing the Most Awaited Ek Tha Bandar Scene
Hold your breath zoo species. Today, we bring you the picture of the most awaited Ek Tha Bandar scene.
He is perfect for bandarians! Just see how naturally he is romancing with his costar. Can it be that something is really between the two? You'll never know!
Salman Bandar Does a Stunt For Ek Tha Bandar
Monkey Salman Khan does a stunt for his movie Ek Tha Bandar.
Latest Bathroom Scene from Ek Tha Bandar
Sorry for not keeping you updated on Ek Tha Bandar for a few days. I was out saving the world from the horror movie we call Bodyguard. Anyways, Salman Khan recently shot for a potty training scene. Here is the sneak preview.
Looks natural, doesn't it? The truth is that it is real. Kabli Khan took the shot right when Salman Khan was doing it in the bathroom.
Did You Know Ek Tha Bandar Was Ek Tha Tiger?
Yes, it is true. The first name of Ek Tha Bandar was Ek Tha Tiger. In fact, a poster of it was already released. Just see it below. Do you wish to know why the title was changed to Ek Tha Bandar?
People who named their pet dogs Tiger got offended by the title. Thus, Yash Raj thought to go for Ek Tha Bandar.
Salman Khan Runs With Bananas On the Set of Ek Tha Bandar
Here is the latest happening right from the set of Ek Tha Bandar:
Salman the bandar khan refused to do a song because he was not fed for couple of days. Kabli khan tried to tie a belt around his neck and forced him to dance. But it was of no avail. Salman bandar screamed. At one point, Yash Chopra came to the set and asked it what it wanted. Salman bandar replied, "mujhay khilao, barna may set main tor phor karumga". There was nothing else could be done. So bananas were brought to the set. Out of excitement, Salman bandar snatched three bananas and gave a run.
Salman the bandar khan refused to do a song because he was not fed for couple of days. Kabli khan tried to tie a belt around his neck and forced him to dance. But it was of no avail. Salman bandar screamed. At one point, Yash Chopra came to the set and asked it what it wanted. Salman bandar replied, "mujhay khilao, barna may set main tor phor karumga". There was nothing else could be done. So bananas were brought to the set. Out of excitement, Salman bandar snatched three bananas and gave a run.
Leaked Lyrics of the Ek Tha Bandar Title Song
Before, songs used to be leaked. Now even lyrics are leaked. Here is their sample right from the movie, Ek tha Bandar of Salman the Bandar Khan.
Ek tha bandar...
Ek hai Bandar....
Haan, main hun
Woh bandar number one
Nahi ata mujhay gaari chalana
Meri driving dekho
Ouch, maine mardala ek insaan
Here is the shot:
Ek tha bandar...
Ek hai Bandar....
Haan, main hun
Woh bandar number one
Nahi ata mujhay gaari chalana
Meri driving dekho
Ouch, maine mardala ek insaan
Here is the shot:
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