Its funny that whenever a movie is heading towards disaster all other actors and their minions begin to use Srk's name to make them hit. In the past, we showed you what Ajay Devgn fans were planning to help Himmatwala. Click here to see it. There is no denying to the fact that Srk and his fans have are the ultimate ingredients for a delicious blockbuster. Think about Kkrish 3. Sure its collection is manipulated, but the hidden collection was not that bad either. The film saw heavy promotion from mainly Srkians. Twitter was one platform where it occured. Then think about Dhoom3. Every angle, every movement, every single item of the movie depends on Srk's movies and persona. The result is blockbuster. Salman bandar has a habit to use Srk's name before the release of his every movie. A few days before the release of his Ek tha bandar, he said he wanted to work with King khan. Before the relase of Jail Ho, he said the same. But as we keep saying, you can't fool Srkians. They know Salgay's mentality very well for which they don't fall for his lies. Now that Jail Ho has turned out to be a flop, but still in theater, bhaitards are trying their best to use Srk's name to get the movie recover its money. So they came up with a fake tweet where they Srk saying "Watching Jai Ho with Daughter and Son". Some stupid news sites like Times of India and all, pick up this news and start to publish articles on it. The hilarious fact is that they intentionally skip the idea of checking Srk's twitter just to make sure that their article looks credible. That tweet does not exist. Go ahead, check it yourself https://twitter.com/iamsrk. Also he does not ever use "daughter n son" in tweets. He either calls them by name or use "kids" as the main word. Now here is something funnier than this, his son is not India at all. He is studying in Britain and yes, his school is open for which he simply can't come to India
just like that.
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How Salman Fans See Srk Fans
The ultimate truth that neither Srkians nor the Bhaitards can express in words is right in this post.
Bhaitards Are Retards and Srkians Are Wisest (See Proof)
Don't they boast about Ek tha bandar's collection? Here are two facts that will shut them off. Srkians are educated. You cannot fool them.
Ek Tha Tiger :- 3300 screens
Running time - 2hr 10 min
No of shows in 1 screen - minimum 7
Total no of shows in 1 day in India:- 3300 x 7 =
23100
Jab Tak Hai Jaan :- 2500 screens
Running time - 3hr
No of shows in 1 screen is 5
Total no of shows in 1 day in India :- 2500 x 5 =
12500
Difference :- 23100 - 12500 = 10600
So ETT had 10600 more shows than JTHJin India
In Overseas ETT released in 600 screens& JTHJ in
650 screens
ETT 600 x 7 = 4200
JTHJ 650 x 5 = 3250
Here also ETT got 950 shows more
than JTHJ
Worldwide 3 days collections
ETT = 70 crores
JTHJ = 74 crores...
Now think before commenting on JTHJ, SRK &
Yash Ji.
''BAAP - BAAP HOTA HAI,AUR BETA - BETA HOTA
HAI'
A Beautiful Poem Written By Salman Fan
Ji ha bhaio, aaj hum iha per sher shairi ke saamelan karenge. The sher is written by a devoted Salman fan. Have a look. Bonus: A few crispy pictures of Salman bandar khan.
Salllu Hijda Hai.. Bhaarat Ki
kaalaa daag
Hai..
Hindi Film Inddustry Ka Randi aur♥♥
cheap Saaman Hai..♥♥
Apni Ammi Ki sharm Hai aur
Abbu ka
Bhool hai..♥♥
Gaadhe he Nehi Harami bhi Hai,
'Gay Club' ke samaan hai..
'Gay Club' ke samaan hai..
Shaitan Ki Dua Hai, Iske chehre pe
rehti
sada Nafrat Hai..♥♥
Khaane Mein Kankad hai.♥ Janwars ki Jaaan
Hai..
Iske saamne fail Saare relationships aur flings
Hain..♥♥
Khoon karne mein Avval Yeh Humara
Salmaan Hai..
Chahein Jitna Jor Laga Lo, Yeh
Pakki
Khalnayak Hai..♥♥
Ye Salman Khan Hai.. Ye Salmaan Khan
Hai..
MErA BhaRAt dookhi hai
kyuki iss DeSh me Salman
KHAN HAI.
Salman Khan Looks for Wife Online
Hello, janwarnis, bad good news for you all. Salman Khan is finally ready to get married the second time.He is now going online for it. No, no, we aren't talking about his twitter account. He is actually signed up with a site to specifically look for his mate.
Educate Yourself: 3 Salman Khan Facts
Why did Sallu's hardcore fans hate Ra.1?
A. Because at the end of Ra.1 the good wins over evil and Salman's fans like when evil wins over good.
A. Because at the end of Ra.1 the good wins over evil and Salman's fans like when evil wins over good.
Why does Salman Khan take off his shirt in a movie and it becomes a hit?
A. Because Salman knows his fans are homosexual and only way to make his nonsense movies hit is by taking off his shirt.
A. Because Salman knows his fans are homosexual and only way to make his nonsense movies hit is by taking off his shirt.
How many criminals died when Salman Khan was born?
A. Too many to count.
A. Too many to count.
Scientific Essay about Salman Khan Fans
Salman khan fans are usually quadruple with the exception for black bucks. But there are also some that scientists title as sub humans. Studies have shown that the brains of Salman Khan fans are damaged from the birth. This has made them more disabled than other sub humans. The brain damage basically makes them suffer from closed angle Glaucoma, speech disorder, and passive-aggressive behavior.
While closed angle Glaucoma and speech disorder have made them unable to comprehend and describe movies containing meanings and messages, the passive aggressive behavior has given them a thirst for blood and violence. They believe Salman khan’s movies have zero percent meanings and messages and portray violence perfectly. As a result, they cannot resist to become his fans.
While closed angle Glaucoma and speech disorder have made them unable to comprehend and describe movies containing meanings and messages, the passive aggressive behavior has given them a thirst for blood and violence. They believe Salman khan’s movies have zero percent meanings and messages and portray violence perfectly. As a result, they cannot resist to become his fans.
All Salman Khan fans have common elements in their belief system. They are as follows:
- Murdering innocent humans is cute.
- Endangered specifies must be extinct.
- Women should be beaten.
- Dangerous criminals ought to be left to freely wander in public.
- Alcohol abuse is macho.
- Porn must be brought to family living room.
- Ruining people’s career must be turned into a religion.
- Kids must be taught how to curse and choose the cheapest professions.
Scientists have also revealed that it is extremely easy to identify Salman Khan fans even online. As a matter of fact, anyone can do it in a matter of seconds. Scientists say that since Salman Khan fans are disabled sub humans, they cannot write in normal fashion. Their sentences always lack punctuations and logic, but contain a series of grammatical mistakes and curse words designed to cover up their own insecurities and weaknesses. A recent survey has confirmed that 99 percent of the adult Salman Khan fans spent at least 7 months in jail. The remaining 1 percent makes up the teen sub humans who are said to be danger for the normal society of India.
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| Taken from Youtube: Fans of Salman Khan Struggle With Grammar and Punctuations |
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