Salman Can Break Chennai Express' Record With This

Someone on Twitter had a great idea for Salman if he truly wants to break the record of Chennai Express.No way to deny what she suggested will work 100 percent. At least the first day CE record can be broken with it.And the suggestion is that this time Salman should strip, with Sana. Yes, if both of them go nude in Mental (Gay Ho and Azaadi for Gay) then no one will be able to stop him from breaking CE's first day record. We believe he must spice it up. It will be best for both of them to come in two pieces of clothes and from there on they can start stripping. Salman is used to it. Remember in Baaghi he wore bekini. How would he look this time in it? The answer is in the picture.

Why Salman Khan Can Never be King Like Srk

Yes, Salman Khan can never take the place of Srk. Here are the reasons:

Because he is scared to experiment 

In his earlier movies, he was either a lover or player. Now he only wants to be a fighter in his movies.

Because he is scared to work in original films

Majority of his movies are either copied from Hollywood or Tollywood. His next three movies are going to be remakes.

Because he is stuck with the same comedy/action genre

He thinks if he now goes into another genre his movie will bomb at the box office. 

Because he needs free run to make his films hit

Clashes never allowed his movies to be successful at the box office. Remember what happened to Jaaneman?

Because he is scared to be himself (always wants to be either  Srk or Big B)

Sometimes he wants to be King and sometimes he wants to be Tiger. But here is the thing, King title belongs to Srk and Tiger was the code name of Big B in Hum. Do you see how this is attached next to Ek Tha? Yes, the entire "code name" thing is stolen from Hum. Salman has no original title of himself. 

Because he treats his fans like trash

In Srk's words, fans make stars. No one can become highly popular just like that. But Salman Khan has always been rude to his fans. During Eid, the fans who went to get a glimpse of him near his house were beaten like crazy with sticks. 

Because his movies don’t get him prestigious best actor awards

He still hasn't got one Film Fare best actor award.

Because in majority of his action and adventure scenes he uses body double/duplicate

He is extremely lazy and always takes the help of duplicates. Some people even said they saw one of the duplicates in Ek Tha Bandar in Salman's place. Meanwhile, Srk is too enthusiastic about doing his own action scenes for which he had to even get surgery.

Because he can’t speak properly. 

Salman khan can speak properly neither in Hindi nor English. In fact, when he talks in hindi he sounds like he is singing in besura aowaz. The x factor in his words is completely missing for which his Big Boss keeps getting low trp. Don't even ask about  his English. We already showed here multiple samples of that. Here are some more:

He simply strangles the language just like bhaitards. As for wit, it is something that probably he never heard of in his entire life. That's why, Aamir, Shilpa Shetty and Yuvraj Singh had the greatest pleasure insulting Salman in Dus Ka Dum. 

Because he is not tolerant

He has tantrum and anger management issues which don't quite help someone to stay popular very long.

Because he never gets the chance to work with big directors 

So far the directors he worked with have been of the lowest quality. He was never picked by Mani Ratnam and Yash Chopra. As Katrina Kaif says, a resume is incomplete if it does not have Yash Chopra's name. But its  now too late! Just think how lowly he thought of Salman.

Because he can't be a role model for his generation and the next
He is a pure criminal who has killed endangered animal and ran over poor killing one. He burned fishermen's houses and boats. He beats women and yes, he is a serial cheater. When he was with Shahin he cheated with Sangeeta Bijlani. When he was with Somi Ali he cheated with Aishwarya. When he was with Aishwarya he cheated with several women. When he was with Katrina, he said "I love you" to Lara Dutta (during the shooting of Partner) and probably cheated with Shera. Now who wants to be like this? Can any sane college going person dream to be this? Can a mom ever say "I want a son like Salman? Nope!

Because he is not an actor, but entertainer
Bollywood is not a circus or zoo. Its a film industry where acting skill makes one actor. Salman Khan himself said he is not an actor, but entertainer. So he is pretty much a monkey or clown from circus.

A king is a person who dares to do the different. He dares to charter into unknown horizones. He is not scared to lose. He knows how to treat fans. He does not show off what he does for the poor. A King is comfortable in his own skin. He does not want to be someone else.  He does not steal because he knows that he has immense wealth. He can charm the women, yet remain faithful to one woman. His vocabulary is royal. Salman does not have any of these qualities.Box office success and records dont make one role model. 

List of Dogs Whose 6th Sense Failed about Chennai Express

Chennai Express is breaking all records and it is expected now for it to run over the 3 idiots. What is funny here? Its only the second week of the movie. We here at Ek tha bandar aren't interested in records. As mentioned once, even Shakti Kapoor's daughter is now in 100cr club. So it isn't a big deal. However, according to recent trend, its not the quality, but 100cr club that decides who is the biggest star in India. Salman gave a few hits in it and some retards started to overlook all his crimes to worship him. Perhaps, today if rapist Ram Singh was an Indian movie star he would have got similar support from people of Aaj Tak, bhaitards and Star network. There is not much difference between him and Salman Khan anyways. Only thing was that he wasn't a star. Salman even after so many crimes was able to get audiences for his movies. Media began saying he was number 1 and that Srk's days were fading. Keeping this in mind, some retards who imagine themselves to be army's dog with heavy amount of sixth sense did box office prediction of Chennai Express before its release. Let's have a look at them here today.

Adda Today

Boxoffice Diary

Who copied who here? Both sites seem to have the same stuff written.

Satyamshot.wordpress

GaneshaSpeaks.com

This one is from astrology site. Please, if you do not want to ruin your life never ask for help from this GaneshaSpeaks.com. You can see how fake and wrong their prediction is. Its worse than the last three we looked at. 

A Fun Trick to Make Bhaitards Burn with Jealousy

Srkians, wanna make bhaitards jealous? If yes follow the instructions given below:

1. First of all, tell a bhaitard to go to Google.

2. Then tell them to type "The Most Popular Movie Star in the World" into the search bar and hit enter.

3. Tell them to look at the results from top to bottom.

4. Voila! Now enjoy their burning reaction.

Here is a small sample containing the result they will see after typing the keywords. Srk's name will come till the end.

Animals Should Not Criticize Other Actors' Films

Everyone knows that those who like Salman Khan have very low IQ. Even critics think so. They say that Salman Khan's fans do not care about script. Keeping this in mind, we have to conclude that they should not criticize films of other actors. They actually turn into laughingstock when they say that a certain film is boring. This brings us to the analogy as shown in the poster.

Salman Khan's Latest Ad: Endorses Perfume

Salman khan says that he endorses only those products that he uses normally. This basically tells us that he uses gay perfume. If you don't believe it see below:

Shera Sends Wedding Pictures

Good news guys, Shera has been making public many wedding pictures of his bride Salman. Here we have a few:

Spotted at some Gay Party on the Road

After marriage with Shera, Salman was found partying on the road with all his gay fans. As you can see, he is showing off his sindoor and jewelry which he got from his husband.

Salman Khan Explains Why No Fishermen Should be at Sea

Another FIR has been lodged again Salman Khan. It is possible that he has now become the only celebrity to have the most number of cases against him. Wow, its a record.The latest one has been lodged by fishermen. According to them, Salman Khan and his husband have told them to remove their boats from the sea as such an arrangement blocks the sea view for the two.  But there is always two sides to every story. We heard what the good people had to say. What about Salman Khan? Okay, we know he is the villain. But people take up that role for a reason. So we went to Salman Khan to ask him what exactly happened. Here is what he said:
"Do pyar karne walo ko romantic environment chahiye", stated Salman. What does it have to do with fishermen? They aren't living with Salman and Shera.

"The c gives me inspiration to research on poems I want to use to write songs for Shera. I never said that those fishermen can't fish or use their boats. Me and Sheru just urged them to do their job of that fishing, boat n all at night when we already head to bed", screamed Salman.

"I could have told my Sheru to break their boats apart. But I didn't do it. I am bandar, but my urge does show I am trying to be human. They should honor it," mumbled Salman Khan.

We really got bored by his dumbness and so we could stop ourselves from dying from it, we decided to flee.  But before that as a proof of his side of the story, Salman Khan handed us a picture of him doing something with violin near Mumbai sea. Here it is:

Salman Khan Goes Doggy

This is the answer to questions such as:

Why Salman wants to be human?

Why Salman Khan barks?

Why he loves dogs?

Why his children are all dogs?

Salman Khan's Love for Illuminati: Showing You More Proofs

Okay, our last post about Salgay's connection to illuminati has remained popular for more than 8 months. That post was longer. We don't want to flood your mind with too many stuff. Pictures speak a thousand words. So this is what we will have here today. The more pictures we have collected show how much this guy is now attached to every concept of illuminati. That said, he is definitely not a real member of this final group as it takes a lot of hard work to get to that position. But somehow we do believe that he has been initiated. Perhaps, he has the first degree now. He will have permanent place in it followed by everlasting fame only if he sacrifices a loved one from his family like John Travolta. Note that illuminaties can only do aggressive marketing of their group member. The final result depends on people's acceptance. If someday they reject Salman khan, illuminaties will probably have to choose another prey or simply leave for another country. Srk doesn't look like a good prey to them. He has already proved with his Ra One that he isn't going to sell his soul to the devil. Okay now, back to Salman Khan. Lets have a look at how he is promoting their agenda. 

This is taken from the music video of Big Boss 5: Note the color of dress the women are wearing. Sexy glittery red is associated with Scarlet women whom in the ancient time were not as prostitutes. According to Illuminati concept, a woman wearing a red dress is someone who sexually drives men away from morales. Even movie Matrix gives a nice hint of that quite directly. The glittery set here represents gold. There is a say that all that glitter is not gold. But the glow is quite magical in attracting people to false materialism. Illuminaties know it and they use it to attract the masses to a moment of pleasure which ends up producing negative consequences, leaving many in dark future. 

So here are some pictures where he has been showing his devotion to the culture of  his one eyed god.

Next we have women wearing checker board patterned dresses. Checkerboard pattern is used as a floor or  carpet in Freemason temples to evoke spirits. These creatures need a signal for landing. Checkerboard pattern is that signal. Coincidently, according to concepts of Islam, satan lives between black and white. The white jackets worn by Salgay and Sanjay reflect illumination. So what the scene here is depicting is that they are gods.

Now why does a dance move include a one eye symbolishm step with a  6 hand sign? Both are darling of the illuminati. 6 has no value in any other religion except for Christianity. According to Bible, 666 is the sign of the beast,the anti christ.

Sohail and Arbaz looks quite unaware of what they are holding. We are sure  that they don't even know why Salgay is wearing black and white shirt. Well, the concept is the same. He is showing his devotion to the dark force.

Here is another one from Big Boss 6.  Gandhi Ji had a good intention when he said hear no evil, see no evil and say no evil. This is twisted by Illuminaties in the west. They say citizens who see any crime must pretend like they did not see or hear  it and they should not talk about it with anyone. Otherwise, they must be prepared to face life ruination. Just watch the movie, Eyes Wide Shut. That movie will show you everything about it quite clearly.

Here is the Big Boss 6 set: Have a look at the eye and shining sun surrounding it. Thats illumination the eye is giving off cuz according to the group, this is is his power.

Now take a look at this eye from Big Boss 6. This is on the left side of the face. According to Islam, anti christ will have problem on his right eye. So here Big Boss is using the left eye. How sad and illogical! The man who will call himself God can't even fix his left eye.

Okay, we aren't trying to scare you or anything. Just take your decision properly. Are you comfortable supporting a man who is sacrificing the population of his country just to  get his hand on fame and fortune for himself? He does not care about his fans and that is 100 percent guaranteed. Otherwise, he would not have called his fans idiots just because they call him bhai.They promote his films and fight with the fans of his rivals. He does not even show 1 percent of gratitude towards them. He never answers their questions anywhere. He even slapped one of his die hard fans before entering the house of Anil kapoor. He got mad at a gym augaration day just because they flocked to see him there. 

A Temple of the elite:

Here is the illuminati wallpaper for all bhaitards. Put it as your computer wallpaper and count the days of your short family lives.

Salman Khan's Days in Jail (Exclusive Pictures)

Jail and Salman, they are simply made for each other. His lawyer is trying his best to use fake evidence to prove that he did not kill and injure the people on the street. But it is all going in vain. In a few days, Salman will be in jail. How his time will go there is what we bring you here today. Have a look

What Are the Only 5 Lines Used by Salman Khan fans

Admins of Salman hate pages reported that they laugh out loud when they read messages left by his fans. They always have the same words. Interestingly, they have only 5 lines. Yes, bhaitards use the same lines everywhere. We bring you all them in the poster below. Just click to read.

Srk v Salman Match

Srk ke paas hyundai or centro hai,lallu k paas hayate bike hai..srk ke pas "mannat"hai lallu k pas "galaxy" flat hai..srk k pas gauri or 2 bacche hai jab ki lallu k pas sirf shera hai..srk ke pas dish tv hai lallu k pas relaxo chappal hai,srk ke pas 15 filmfair, 8 best actor, 3 national n unesco ka award hai jab ki lallu k pas sirf shera ka kela hai...srk k pas don hai lallu k pas bodyguard hai srk k pas"king" ka title hai jab k lallu k pas gay ka title hai...!

Bhaitards Are Retards and Srkians Are Wisest (See Proof)

Don't they boast about Ek tha bandar's collection? Here are two facts that will shut them off. Srkians are educated. You cannot fool them.

Ek Tha Tiger :- 3300 screens
Running time - 2hr 10 min
No of shows in 1 screen - minimum 7
Total no of shows in 1 day in India:- 3300 x 7 =
23100


Jab Tak Hai Jaan :- 2500 screens
Running time - 3hr
No of shows in 1 screen is 5
Total no of shows in 1 day in India :- 2500 x 5 =
12500

Difference :- 23100 - 12500 = 10600
So ETT had 10600 more shows than JTHJin India
In Overseas ETT released in 600 screens& JTHJ in
650 screens

ETT 600 x 7 = 4200
JTHJ 650 x 5 = 3250

Here also ETT got 950 shows more
than JTHJ
Worldwide 3 days collections

ETT = 70 crores
JTHJ = 74 crores...

Now think before commenting on JTHJ, SRK &
Yash Ji.

''BAAP - BAAP HOTA HAI,AUR BETA - BETA HOTA
HAI'

 

A Beautiful Poem Written By Salman Fan

Ji ha bhaio, aaj hum iha per sher shairi ke saamelan karenge. The sher is written by a devoted Salman fan. Have a look. Bonus: A few crispy pictures of Salman bandar khan.

Salllu Hijda Hai.. Bhaarat Ki

kaalaa daag 

Hai..

Hindi Film Inddustry Ka Randi aur♥♥

cheap Saaman Hai..♥♥

Apni Ammi Ki sharm Hai aur

Abbu ka

Bhool hai..♥♥

Gaadhe he Nehi Harami bhi Hai,
'Gay Club' ke samaan hai..

Shaitan Ki Dua Hai, Iske chehre pe

rehti

sada Nafrat Hai..♥♥

Khaane Mein Kankad hai.♥ Janwars ki Jaaan

Hai..

Iske saamne fail Saare relationships aur flings

Hain..♥♥

Khoon karne mein Avval Yeh Humara

Salmaan Hai..

Chahein Jitna Jor Laga Lo, Yeh

Pakki

Khalnayak Hai..♥♥

Ye Salman Khan Hai.. Ye Salmaan Khan

Hai..

MErA BhaRAt dookhi hai

kyuki iss DeSh me Salman

KHAN HAI.

Salman Fans Make Jokes On Mr Yash Chopra's Death: Viral Screenshots

Today, people from politics, film fraternity and general public come together in one group to mourn the death of the legendary film maker Mr. Yash Chopra. The moment the news reached, many went numb while others found themselves engulfed into the cave of tears.. Truly, the loss is too heavy to bear today. Unfortunately, not all feel this way. In fact, some Salman fans found it nothing more than a joke. Take a look the screenshots. We were able to pick them up only because they went viral.

Translation of the status update:
Admin: "What Yash Ji ended up doing? While leaving he provided publicity for Jthj and Shahrukh Khan. Now people will surely watch this movie, giving Srk another hit just how Yash Ji always did."
The fourth member replied, "Yash Ji, you should have died at least after one more month".

Worse than this comment is the picture of the coffin. Sure, they copied us, but the way they have used it is rather very disgusting. It is hard to believe that someone would stoop this low. They say they are part of Being Human, but their behavior completely proves why we always thought they were nothing more than lower class janwars.

It is an honor for us that we are not fans, but haters of Salman Khan.

Many have asked us to post another screenshot. You will see some of the above contents in it with new ones. Bollywood Uncensored is an independent fan page which was simply trying to give update on Yash Ji's illness. Unfortunately, it was ruined by the harsh replies of Salman fans. The other shots shown here are all run by Salman fans and one of them is famous Sameer Pathan Dabbangg Khan.

Greatest Comparison: Srk Vs Salman Fans

1. Salman fans are like Al Qaida terrorists. They are very little in number but always cause trouble to disrupt the peace.  Srk fans are like NATO who are more in number and that is also from around the world.  They fight against these terrorists with advanced weapons.

2. Salman khan fans are tapoories, rickshawalas and criminals by profession. Srk fans are educated. One Salman fan even murdered someone by being inspired from a Wanted dialogue. The rest are proud that Salman killed people. Just see the screenshot.

3. When King Khan fans make jokes about Salman they only speak facts. Some examples are: he is a criminal, unmarried for way too long and obsessed with his security guard Shera. Meanwhile, Salman Khan fans lie that Srk is gay, old and does not know acting. Come on, where is the evidence of this? Srk and Salgay are of same age.

4. Shahrukh Khan fans make extremely real funny pics of Salman. They make him look totally natural. Salman fans copy them, but their photoshop work is so bad that we are sure that the creators got F in their digital art class. Just see below.

5. Salman fans are scared of Srk’s success. So they try to sabotage the collection of his movie by standing next to theater and asking movie goers to go home. This is the most embarrassing thing ever.  But again, they are criminal minded. Nothing good can ever be expected of them.

6. Salman fans have no self esteem.  They are despised even by Salman. Funnier than this is that he does not ever reply to their questions on Twitter. When needed he slaps them. He even called them idiots.Yet they go after him humping with their mouths, " Salman bhai Salman bhai".  Meanwhile, Srk fans have such high status that Srk himself honors them.  He always makes sure to reply to them on his twitter.  When possible he retweets their messages.

7. Salman fans are lonely porn addicts. They know that their idol can’t act and his movies are stupid. They still like him only because he has a shaved body which often gets exposed by him…also because he is unmarried. It gives them hope that they are not the only ones who get dumped by their partners. Srk fans have a life. 

8. Salman fans hate Srk because he is loved by all and is considered the King of Bollywood. Srk fans hate Salman because they are against injustice caused by him. 

9. Salman fans remain in denial about the fact that Salman is not as big as they think he is. Also they are so dumb that they do not even understand that Salman will never get to the height where Srk is. The guy simply lacks the charisma that Srk has. Ask the LA Times reporters. They will show how low Salman is. Meanwhile, Srk fans are proud of their own great taste.

Whenever there is a crime in an Indian city, rest assure that it is done by someone who adores Salman criminal. 

HOW TO BE A SALMAN FAN

This guide will help you become a hardcore Salman fan successfully.

 Step1: Abuse others.

Step 2: When you're losing an argument, say SRk buys awards

Step 3: Abuse others

Step 4: Say Srk is old, as if Salman has just come out of his mother's womb

Step 5: Abuse Others

Step 6: Say Srk works only for money, but you know he got UNESCO Charity Award. Dont listen to your mind.

Step 7: Abuse Others

Step 8: Call Srk a gay. But evry1 knws who is married and has children.

Step 9: Abuse others

Step 10: Say Srks last 3 movies were flop, but evry1 knows MNIK+R1+D2=763cr. (higher than Salman's last 3)

Step 11: Abuse Others

Step 12: Watch Srk movie trailers more than a Srkian

Step 13: Abuse others and repeat all the steps in your everyday life.

 Hints and Tips:

Resign from your work.Stay online all day. This is to practice the steps with better concentration.Forget about spending time with the family or having a life. They are strictly forbidden/haram in Salman's world. 

Real Facts About Ek Tha Tiger and Ra One

We all know by now that Salman Khan's fans don't have anything called ethics. Here is a sign of their lies. Please click on the image to enlarge it for your convenience.