You hate Shahrukh Khan When

1. You know deep down inside that your own favorite celebrity can never be the king of Bollywood like him. Depressed? Perhaps, a psychiatrist can help you.

2. Your partner is crazy about his style and look. We understand Srk makes you feel ugly in and out. Don’t waste your time burning your heart with jealousy. Instead, go research on miracle face lifting products and plastic surgery...or get a makeover!

3. You compare your own skinny bank account with his fat one. Feeling poor? Learn to be a wise saver and investor.

4. You can never be the perfect lover that you know he is in his real life and movies. By using the theory of Salman Bandar Khan, we can assume that your character is “dheela”. was it your mom or dad? Sorry to ask you such a question. What can we do? Research these days is concluding that dheela character is genetic.

5. His cleverness and witty answers make you feel like your IQ level is way below 0. Let’s not complicate this with inequalities math. Noticeably, uneducated people hate him and we know that in some South Asian places, we have a huge fake (jaali) school and college certificate problem. For studying, age is never an obstacle. It is okay if you go back to school or college to complete your education now.

6. You truly, madly and deeply want India and all of South Asia to look like a savage location. We smell terrorist mindset! Hmm, Srk represents not only India, but also South Asia. He is the global icon. We understand that you don’t want him to be so because you hate this part of Asia with all your heart. By saying bad stuff about him in the media and social networking sites, you want to garner attention from foreigners. You want them to think that South Asians are the most savage people on earth and that they have no interest in advancement.

This post is not just for general haters, but also for those reporters and anchors whose favorite of all things is mumbling negative stuff about Shahrukh Khan. 

Do you want to preserve the give jewels? Feel free to use them. They have also been framed so you can take them anywhere you like.