HOW TO BE A SALMAN FAN

This guide will help you become a hardcore Salman fan successfully.

 Step1: Abuse others.

Step 2: When you're losing an argument, say SRk buys awards

Step 3: Abuse others

Step 4: Say Srk is old, as if Salman has just come out of his mother's womb

Step 5: Abuse Others

Step 6: Say Srk works only for money, but you know he got UNESCO Charity Award. Dont listen to your mind.

Step 7: Abuse Others

Step 8: Call Srk a gay. But evry1 knws who is married and has children.

Step 9: Abuse others

Step 10: Say Srks last 3 movies were flop, but evry1 knows MNIK+R1+D2=763cr. (higher than Salman's last 3)

Step 11: Abuse Others

Step 12: Watch Srk movie trailers more than a Srkian

Step 13: Abuse others and repeat all the steps in your everyday life.

 Hints and Tips:

Resign from your work.Stay online all day. This is to practice the steps with better concentration.Forget about spending time with the family or having a life. They are strictly forbidden/haram in Salman's world.