Becoming Salman fan by far is the toughest because it requires fulfilling certain requirements already set by him and present bhaitards. Here is the list:
1. Have a criminal record
2. Be dumped by every single girlfriend
3. For girls, accept physical violence from every single boyfriend
4. Buy and wear a being human tshirt, but make sure you do the opposite of what human beings are all about (hint: behave like a pig, skunk or snake)
5. Work hard to be so illiterate that others get stumped by your stupidity. See real life example below.
6. Delete self esteem from your life.
