Your numb mind typed: “Lightening does strike the same point twice:
Irony is a b****. To be struck by a car while on a motorcycle is one thing. But to be struck by a car twice is plain foolishness.”
Our response: You really didn’t watch the movie properly. Probably, most of the time your eyes were on Katrina’s knees or breasts. You missed the point that the first accident occurred because of Samar’s carelessness. The second one involved Akira’s carelessness. In one scene, long before the accident, Samar did tell upfront to Akira that she was just how he used to be in his 20s. That totally hinted that carelessness was within Akira’s personality. You thought to be struck by a car twice is foolish? Should have Yashji thrown Samar in front of train then?
Second thing your pea sized brain came up with : “Rapidex English just goes out of business:
Everything is possible in cinema. If you set your mind to learning perfect English, you can learn it despite thousands of distractions in the form of a very pretty Katrina Kaif. Shah Rukh, who goes by using Pidgin English in London, morphs into a suave, smooth-talking gentleman with a bit of a nudge from the woman he loves. She in return aces a difficult Punjabi song with guitar chords and all, taught by Shah Rukh.”
Our Response: We see here that you are trying to show off your own skill in English. Oops, you just said what was in your heart. “Thousands of distractions in the form of Kat”? That’s how you felt while watching the movie. Did you think that they taught each other only once or are you still in diaper for which you prefer to be spoon fed everything? It seems you expected Yash Ji to show you thousand of scenes only about tutorials.
What the hell is this?: "Who needs a bomb suit?:
There are bombs waiting to defused, literally everywhere and every day. Major Samar Anand, an officer with the army's bomb disposal unit, takes on one IED after another with his bare hands. Armed with just a clipper, Anand refuses a bomb suit every time his services are called for. Is it practical? Of course not. But that's what you do when you flirt with death - basically be stupid - without a care for your loved ones.
Our Response: What made you think that Yash Ji showed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of Samar’s life???? Dude, this wasn’t an art film. Didn’t Samar want to flirt with death? That was the main point of the movie. Again, you want to be spoon fed. The movie wasn’t a how-to guide, you dummy. Why waste time showing what tools Samar uses to dispose bombs?
This is your dumbest, yet dangerous point: “There are easier and less expensive ways to die, you know?
After being rejected by his lady love because of a promise she made to god, Samar Anand dives headfirst into a life of danger. He joins the Indian army's bomb disposal unit and defuses live ammunition for a living as a counter-vow to Katrina to risk his life every day. It does seem a very roundabout way to die, no? Jumping off a building or an overdose of pills would have been quicker. But who are we to get in the way of a death drawn out over several years?”
Our Response: Son of a foolish man, you haven’t seen the world. In America, joining army or marine after heartbreak is a common thing. What this means is that it happens. Even Katy Parry showed it in her music video of Part of Me. Her tiny fans even know why people join army or marine after being heartbroken. Here is what they wrote.
Since you like to be spoon fed, here is Katy Perry's video from youtube.
Request to IBNlive: This author of yours is suggesting that one who is heartbroken must commit suicide. This is highly dangerous. Please fire this author. Otherwise, his writings might encourage people to take the wrong path.
Back to the article, proof that you have hearing problem: ' Keep your chatty friends away when you are defusing bombs.......”
Our Response: In that same scene, Samar asks Akira whether she was afraid of the bomb. She says no because she knows that when he is working on it, it has no chance of exploding.
Your another stupid point: “The army's only purpose is to play football with its guests:
Our jawans are in fact so bored of their monotonous lives that they are willing to wait on hand and foot for the world's most ditzy reporter. They cook for her and dance with her and hurl beer bottles around while she twists them around her little finger.”
Our Response: This time we are sure that your eyes were on Anushka’s assets. How many times did the army people play football? And why can’t soldiers have a life outside their duty? Idiot.
To IBNLive: This author is insulting Indian army by indirectly saying that in reality they do not have a life. This is another reason why this guy needs to be fired. He is a traitor to his own country.
100 percent proof that you went to the movie only to see the women: “Come again, a promise made to...whom?
So Meera, who is a habitual trader with God, promises to give up Samar if Jesus would spare his life and keep him alive. It's the silliest thing we have heard in a long time. Who gives up a man she loves because she thinks that her being with him will be a danger to his life? What happened to fighting for someone if you love them?”
Our response: Kat on her knees tells God that its her fault that Samar got into the accident. She obviously had reason behind this. She was engaged, yet was seeing Samar. Feeling guilty and superstitious about it seemed to be right at the time.
Your stupidity shows in this line too:
“Retrograde amnesia:
If you must have an affliction, go for retrograde amnesia. It is the most convenient illness known to Indian doctors to get the hero out of a sticky spot. He can't remember a thing from the past and finds it difficult to adjust to the present. But the condition is temporary and he will make a full recovery over time.”
Our Response: Samar’s amnesia does not get him out of his sticky spot. Things go back to square one. He can’t remember his past? Are you sure? He did remember his past. Just a few years were forgotten.
Have a look at this one
“The British police allows a stranger who looks disoriented and can actually be the one to plant it, tackle live ammunition because 'he looks like he knows what he's talking about!' Are you kidding me?”
Our Response: Many cops do take psychology courses. Ever heard of something called "Criminal Psychology"? Don’t think that they had to see him as disoriented. We do get the feeling that you felt like that whenever the “men” came in the scenes.
This is your last stupid point:
“You are still single because you read other people's diaries
Never, ever read someone's personal diary - children are taught this at age 5. Either Akira Rai's parents left that bit of education out or she defied her upbringing anyway. It's rude not only to read someone's diary but to quiz him on that afterwards, which she does. If she wonders why she's still single, it's because she does not respect people's private spaces.”
Our Response: Children are taught to not read someone’s diary at age 5???? Really? At age 5, children do not know what goes in the diary. They can't even read properly. Not in every home, parents teach such lesson. Perhaps, your mommy or daddy gave it to you because they had something “secret” in their own diary. It’s rude to read someone’s private stuff in front of them. When they are not around no rudeness can occur from such an act. This is a common fact believed by many.
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