Response to 8 Things That Could Have Improved Jab Tak Hai Jaan and made it immortal

It seems that someone at IBNLive has been spending too much time analyzing Jab Tak Hai Jaan. Unfortunately, he is failing badly at it. Could it be that he graduated with one of the dumbest majors we call English? His writing seems to be hinting that. The idiot did no research. On the top of that he lacks experience with the world. Funniest thing is that the more he is writing about the movie, the more IBNLive is heading towards destruction. At the end of this post, its reason will be revealed. Okay now, let’s have a look at his faulty article now.

This is what the dumbo came up with:

Our Response: This is the basic proof that the garbage writer didn’t get to watch the movie from the beginning. Kat keeps getting her wishes fulfilled. This makes her believe in the great power of God. She realizes that if she doesn't do what she promises to him Srk would be doomed. She does this at age 21. Who on earth is mature at that age? The next red lined sentence is embarrassing for IBNLive. As of now, anyone less than age 25 can join Indian army.  Couple of years ago, the age limit was less than 27. This is simply a variable qualification. Also some people even if they are older can get into Indian army as long as they meet a few more different requirements. By the way, when Srk became bomb disposal expert was not revealed. Also there was a gap of 10 years. How on earth did you want the ending to be? You didn’t like happy ending? Why? Is it because your own partner left you?

Can someone be this stupid?

Our Response: People look at the dummy’s writing. Now he is even setting age limit for buskers. Wow! And oh my, when did Katrina start to look younger? Her head is larger than Srk’s. In Partner, she was Govinda’s lady love. He is older than Srk. I am sure you never wrote an article on that. You idiot would have had a better time writing on the board, “I HATE SRK, I HATE SRK…..” than showing off your oddly pea sized brain. Do interview Boom's director. He will let you know Kat's real age. If you can't do this study more about female anatomy. Kat's arms do not say she is in her 20s. If medically tested, her bones will reveal that she is in her 30s.  We are sparing your next point because we already know that because of Kat’s small clothes you had trouble watching the film properly and yeah yeah, it is comprehensible why you didn’t like Anushka. She was moving too fast and that didn’t let you see her private parts.

Proof that this writer is Sajid Wajid Fan

Our Response: Why don’t you bloody cracked egg say that you didn’t like the songs. Challa became the first ever Indian song to become number 1 worldwide on Youtube. Saans got 3000 likes within 3 hours of its upoad. Radio Mirchi announced that their listeners loved the song and thus it was declared as superhit. Ishq Shava didn’t even require a video of its own. It’s addictive to majority of the people. Next time, use a blog for your personal opinions. Don't think you represent all Indians. 

Is this writer Salgay fan?

Our Response: This is a pure proof of placebo effect. Srk said he is 47 and that’s why this cartoon writer is calling him old. If in the 90s, Srk introduced himself as an 18 year old, at this time, the writer would have come up with another excuse and that is, Srk is too young to play bomb disposal expert. You bread crumb, Ranbir’s Jab Tak Hai Jaan would have not made dollars, but only rupees. Also he looks too airy for such an intense profession. The guy is perfect as ludus lover. Its in his genes anyways.

Does IBNLIVE hire clowns for their writing jobs?

Our Response: Look who is talking about editing and length. First learn to write a lengthy article after research and then advice someone else. What do you know about editing? Doesn’t seem like you edited your own articles at all.

His another sign of stupidity:

Our Response: When did the Pakistani friend say that he bought the restaurant with Srk’s money? He didn’t. Instead he says, he started with his money. How can someone buy a place like that within 10 years? Ever heard of something called bank loan? Now you have problem with Kat falling for poor Srk. Love can be sometimes blind you know? Your next point is rather silly and more leaned towards opinion. So we aren’t gonna even comment on that. If expert swimmers were immune to drowning, Olympic would have challenged them to swim in the Pacific.

Our Response: Everyone doesn’t like porn like you. Why follow what others do? Yash Chopra is not a porn movie maker. So forward your request to someone else like Pooja Bhatt. We are sure that you are the only person on this planet who thought that her directed movies are masterpieces.By the way, watching or doing lewd act (not to be confused with what goes within marriage) does not make anyone modern, but ancient. Gone are the days when humans used to live in the cave and behave like animals.

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