Just say any of the following to them: 1. Kahi tum salman fan to nehi? 2. Your personality is just like Salman Khan’s. Disclaimer: we cannot be held responsible if your victim ends up throwing you in a physical fight after this.
For cops when culprit doesn’t open his mouth during Interrogation:
Show him all the weekend episodes of big boss continuously. Disclaimer: we are not responsible if your victim ends up going in coma.
Do you want your annoying neighbor out of the neighborhood?
Keep playing the music album of ek tha bandar aloud every night in front of their bedrooms. Disclaimer: You cannot sue us if in return your neighbor hires a hitman to get you killed.
Did you find lots of girls’ phone numbers in your boyfriend’s phone?
You can take your anger on this phone. Just force your boyfriend to take salman’s pics right in front him. Rest assured within two minutes, his phone will come broken. Disclaimer: Don’t blame us if your boyfriend instead of his phone comes home broken.
