Salman Khan Ditches Cars for a New Kind of Transport

Some days ago, Salman Khan got into fight with Range Rover officials because his car went to fulfill its tradition of breaking down for repair. Salt in the wound, the officials said his car was too old for which they were having trouble finding its parts. It struck Salman as he remembered it to be only 3 years. But bandar kiya jaane gadio k bareme? As we said before, Range Rover cars have a tradition to break down. It has been a junk since the 80s. The only reason it is popular now is because most current English soccer players own at least one SUV from this brand. Range Rover is just glorified Kia. Both break down within 4 years. Anyways, Salman felt highly insulted by the officials and, therefore, decided to never ever use a car anymore. He looked into other modes of transportations. His first choice was his cycle.
But he gave up on it. Riding a cycle to go to set everday is too harsh for his body. He is old. Plus, he has lazy bones. You can see in the pic how tired he is looking. Therefore, he skipped the cycle for other transports and finally found what he always dreamed of. 
Yes, it's a pig! As you can see, Salman looks very satisfied and happy on his new ride. He told the press that the pig is saving a lot of his money. In fact, nothing is needed to be bought to keep it running. Its fuel is provided every morning biologically by Salman and his Shera. With great pride, he told the press that his new transport is not only fully loaded, but also highly cost efficient.